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Topic: I have a hemorrhoid

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #106,998

Ama me anything

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,201,877

You probably sit on the toilet for too long

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,880

If you got your prostate milked regularly you wouldn't have one.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,882

Are you still two-timing those birds?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,884

the company paid for those hemorrhoids

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,888

Also, can barely spell his own name yet nails "hemorrhoid".

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,891

@previous (D)
Dierra'd everywear.

ninjj joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,897

@1,201,877 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> You probably sit on the toilet for too long

are you kidding this guy power shits and barely wipes
jk
I also have an internal hemorrhoid from shitting too long and hard

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,910

@1,201,877 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I think its stress related.

LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,913

Do you cough a lot? Coworker got a guy hemorrhoid from dabbing heroin and coughing a lot

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,917

@previous (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
I don't cough much. I'm very healthy.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,919

Try a vegetarian diet lol. I go to the loo twice/thrice daily and it's great.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,920

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I go 10-15 times daily.

LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,978

@1,201,917 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Are you regular and or is pooping easy or difficult? Psyllium husk is an easy addition to your diet to assist if those are issues

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,981

@previous (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
Isn't that that magic mushroom?

LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,990

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
No it's a type of seed usually in a ground or powdered form

Punkgothemo Indy replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,993

Just a single hemorrhoid?

@OPooper

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,030

I've not had a problem since I dig far up the pipe with moistened paper to get shit clumps out of any crannies

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,031

@1,201,978 (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
I was thinking about trying cbd oil

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,035

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
That won't help a roid lol

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,042

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
It helps everything

Anonymous J replied with this 3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,043

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Does it help…a broken heart?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,051

@previous (J)
It does

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,068

@1,202,031 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Really you should spend less time on the toilet

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,071

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I spe d a normal tyme on the toilet. I just document my movements

LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,072

@1,202,031 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Rectally

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,078

@1,202,071 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Do you strain to poop?

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,089

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I never anymore thanks to a vegetarian diet. It's great.

boof replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,125

the original text of Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous speech

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,129

@1,202,078 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
On occasion. My hemorrhoid is over now.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,131

@OP

> Ama me anything

@1,201,882 (D)

> Are you still two-timing those birds?

?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,142

@previous (D)
I am yes. I haven't get gathered enough courage to dump one yet.

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,143

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
You're a fucking faggot, dude.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,144

@previous (F)
Rude

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,146

@1,202,142 (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> I am yes. I haven't get gathered enough courage to dump one yet.

So you're an "alpha male" but with no courage? Hmm.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,168

@1,201,880 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Sounds plausible

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,169

@1,202,146 (D)
We all have an off day.
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