Topic: I have a hemorrhoid
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #106,998 Ama me anything
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,201,877 You probably sit on the toilet for too long
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,880 If you got your prostate milked regularly you wouldn't have one.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,882 Are you still two-timing those birds?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,884 the company paid for those hemorrhoids
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago , 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,888 Also, can barely spell his own name yet nails "hemorrhoid".
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,891 @previous (D)
Dierra'd everywear.
ninjj joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 26 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,897 @1,201,877 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> You probably sit on the toilet for too long
are you kidding this guy power shits and barely wipes
jk
I also have an internal hemorrhoid from shitting too long and hard
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,910 @1,201,877 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I think its stress related.
LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,913 Do you cough a lot? Coworker got a guy hemorrhoid from dabbing heroin and coughing a lot
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,917 @previous (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
I don't cough much. I'm very healthy.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,919 Try a vegetarian diet lol. I go to the loo twice/thrice daily and it's great.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,920 @previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I go 10-15 times daily.
LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago , 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,978 @1,201,917 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Are you regular and or is pooping easy or difficult? Psyllium husk is an easy addition to your diet to assist if those are issues
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago , 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,981 @previous (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
Isn't that that magic mushroom?
LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago , 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,990 @previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
No it's a type of seed usually in a ground or powdered form
Punkgothemo Indy replied with this 3 years ago , 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,201,993 Just a single hemorrhoid?
@OP ooper
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,030 I've not had a problem since I dig far up the pipe with moistened paper to get shit clumps out of any crannies
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 27 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,031 @1,201,978 (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
I was thinking about trying cbd oil
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago , 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,035 @previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
That won't help a roid lol
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,042 @previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
It helps everything
Anonymous J replied with this 3 years ago , 43 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,043 @previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Does it help…a broken heart?
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 40 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,051 Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago , 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,068 @1,202,031 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Really you should spend less time on the toilet
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,071 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I spe d a normal tyme on the toilet. I just document my movements
LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago , 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,072 @1,202,031 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Rectally
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago , 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,078 @1,202,071 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Do you strain to poop?
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,089 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I never anymore thanks to a vegetarian diet. It's great.
boof replied with this 3 years ago , 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,125 the original text of Martin Luther King Jr.'s famous speech
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,129 @1,202,078 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
On occasion. My hemorrhoid is over now.
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,131 @OP
> Ama me anything
@1,201,882 (D)
> Are you still two-timing those birds?
?
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,142 @previous (D)
I am yes. I haven't get gathered enough courage to dump one yet.
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago , 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,143 @previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,144 Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago , 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,146 @1,202,142 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> I am yes. I haven't get gathered enough courage to dump one yet.
So you're an "alpha male" but with no courage? Hmm.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,168 @1,201,880 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sounds plausible
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,202,169 @1,202,146 (D)
We all have an off day.
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