Topic: Would you bang your second cousin?

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #106,862

My second cousin works at a gas station that I go to often. I spent some time around her growing up, but she's 5 years younger than me and we didn't really ever see each other in our teens, so I don't think she recognizes me. She's been kinda chatty with me recently but not in a "you're my cousin" kind of way. She complimented me today.

I'm thinking about being like "You know we're cousins right?" and then saying "I won't tell if you don't."

What do you think?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #1,200,680

What will happen if it goes badly?

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,681

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Define badly.

Erik !1P9whVu7OE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,682

Yes of course. I want to shag all of my female cousins. They are sexy as fuck.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,686

@1,200,681 (JIM)
She gets upset and tells people

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,687

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Then she would also be telling on herself for fucking her cousin.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,688

I wouldn't just because I'm not attracted to any of them. But generally speaking I don't see anything morally wrong with incest so long as all parties are consenting adults and precautions are taken to not have inbred incest babies.

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Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,689

@1,200,687 (JIM)
You're assuming it gets to that point. What if she is offended just by you suggesting it? I'm sure the majority of people would be. You probably don't want your family knowing you tried to fuck your cousin, unless you know their values align with your own and not the majority.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,690

@1,200,687 (JIM)
No I meant telling people you're trying to fuck her

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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,694

shelly joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,695

bro. that's creepy as fuck. life isn't a porno you insane creep don't do it
jfc

shelly double-posted this 3 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,697

then again you are from Lawrence county

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,702

If my cousin tried to hit on me I would call his Mom and my Mom right away

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,705

I think getting disowned by your family for trying to fuck your cousin would lead to several quality minichan threads, but otherwise it is a horrible idea that will end badly for you.

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JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,707

@1,200,697 (shelly)
Alas, I am not from that county!

. joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,714

@1,200,702 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Where you wearing a blouse that your tits hung out of and craving dick?
No matter how thin a pancake is...it has two sides.

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,715

@previous (.)
What

. replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,716

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Just messing around.

LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,717

@1,200,714 (.)
Jesus you must read or watch a lot of incest poen

. replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,718

@1,200,715 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Btw...Several Million people are excited about this SOUTH Eastern football rivalry I have been posting about. It's a big deal to us

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,719

@previous (.)
I know. I don't think sports are bad or anything. They just aren't for me

. replied with this 3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,720

@1,200,717 (LadyD !Pool..v42s)
Absolutely none at all.

. double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,721

@1,200,719 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
And theres nothing wrong with that. But you could be excited FOR me...in my moment of Triumph.

shelly replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,722

@1,200,707 (JIM)
alas you still want to fuck your cousin. just flirt like a normal human smh

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,725

@1,200,721 (.)
I'm happy for you

Anonymous H replied with this 3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,728

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thank you Kook. You are a precious lady.

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,729

@1,200,722 (shelly)
I'm borderline autistic. I don't have the balls to flirt. I know how it is done in theory, but I don't know how to put it into practice.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,730

@previous (JIM)
Reading this makes me want to say that your cousin is, in all likelihood, not hitting on you.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,731

@1,200,728 (H)
You're welcome

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,732

@1,200,729 (JIM)
If you try to proposition her, she'll likely

1. Tell her mother, who will tell her father

2. Tell your mother who will tell your father

3. Tell any of her male siblings

4. Tell her friends

5. Tell anyone she might be seeing

Do you want people to show up at your house, accusing you of things? Do you want a worse reputation?

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,736

@1,200,682 (Erik !1P9whVu7OE)

> Yes of course. I want to shag all of my female cousins. They are sexy as fuck.

Not the real me. However, this is a true statement.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,739

sloppy seconds cousin

Anonymous H replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,742

@1,200,732 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Joan Jett had a song about this

https://youtu.be/pRu5wxl5frk

LadyD !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,771

You mean like the former queen of England?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,779

Fuck her first, then introduce her as a friend to your parents. When they say you two are cousins, act extremely shocked.

Minichan