Topic: So when is Jesus going to return?
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 4 years ago #106,779
We need a sequel to the Bible.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,199,884
Soon my child. Very soon.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,885
Tomorrow probably.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,888
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,890
when will glizzo return?
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,891
I think Jesus has fallen victim to his own hype. Everyone's expectations of the second coming are so high, that nothing that Jesus could actually do would live up to those expectations. So, secretly, he's just put it on hold indefinitely.
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LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,902
The sequel to the bible is the koran
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,903
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,905
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I would count it as a sequel, but with a different director. A very different crowd was attracted, fans of the original one declared it to be non-canon, it got very controversial.
Stuff like Mormonism and the Jehovah people are the spin-offs, IMO.
I would count it as a sequel, but with a different director. A very different crowd was attracted, fans of the original one declared it to be non-canon, it got very controversial.
Stuff like Mormonism and the Jehovah people are the spin-offs, IMO.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,906
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Maybe a reboot. People want a direct sequel to the new testament though. What happened to Jesus when he went to heaven? What happens after the apocalypse. They left us on a cliffhanger in revelations.
Maybe a reboot. People want a direct sequel to the new testament though. What happened to Jesus when he went to heaven? What happens after the apocalypse. They left us on a cliffhanger in revelations.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,921
Jesus gonna be here
He gonna be here soon
He gonna be here soon
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,924
There are already two sequels to the Bible. Take your pick.
The Quran or The Book of Mormon.
The Quran or The Book of Mormon.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,041
@OP
Why don't we write our own?
Why don't we write our own?
shelly joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,200,063
@1,199,906 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
revelations was like the fake preview at the end of kung pow. they'll never make the movie......
revelations was like the fake preview at the end of kung pow. they'll never make the movie......