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Henry J. Splattington, III started this discussion 3 years ago#106,760
I am Henry J. Splattington, III, Hank Splatters' British cousin. After HM's funeral, I found Meghan the Duchess of Sussex coming out of the bathroom and heading to the buffet table. I offered to get a plate for her, and she kindly accepted. I loaded her plate with tons of fried chicken and watercress sandwiches, and some lovely claret as a beverage. She began to scarf it down since Harry was no in the room. While she ate, I kicked her in the spleen. I then sniffed her butthole while she delicately ate the finger sandwiches. I began to masturbate, then I screamed, "Oh, yes! I am arriving, my dear!" I ejaculated all over her royal face. I then drove my Rolls Royce to the Nando's drive through and got a #4 with a Diet Ale, then stayed up until 4am watching reruns of "Are you Being Served?".