shelly double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,199,620
check out countryclippings for a nice dose of psycho crazy. chick kind of lost it, accused Chris Scruggs of stalking her and when there was a backlash she resorted to channeling dead presidents and country singers to back up her ideas about chivalry and modern dating and why white men date black women. it's real cool
killer lettuce 🥬 replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,199,666
@1,199,661 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
!! she used to just be a meme page! she went nuts a few months ago bc everybody in Nashville called her out lol
glad u have seen this
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,199,668
Her glutinous, gargantuan, bouncy buttcheeks (pronounced as one word) twerked and shook like Jello to every note and beat that her thick lips blew through Madison's flute-rod (pronounced as one word)!
Hank Splatters joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,199,670
@1,199,665 (A)
Before she was famous I dated Lizzo one time. I took her to McDonalds for dinner. I wasn't real hungry so I just had a 10 piece McNugget with medium Diet Coke. But she had 2 double quarter pounders with cheese, a large fry and an extra large Coke. After finishing our dinner we left and went to my van which I had strategically parked on the back side of the parking lot. We got in the back to talk and listen to some music. I asked her if she would like to smoke some marijuana and she said ok. After smoking a joint I asked her how she felt and she said hungry. Now this bitch had just consumed enough food to last a normal person all day and here 10 minutes later she says she was hungry again. It kind of pissed me off but I said nothing. I said don't you feel stoned and she said no, just hungry. So I went back inside and got her another double quarter pounder with cheese, another large fry and another extra large Coke. I took it back to my van and gave it to her. While she was consuming her double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry and extra large Coke I asked her if she would like to listen to some music. She said sure. I then placed my best of Zamfir into my cd player and turned the volume up. She seemed to enjoy the music as her head was moving in time with it. This was all to much for me so I went over and started to punch her in the liver and spleen area. I hit her 6 or 7 time with a lot of force. It seemed to stun her. She rolled to her side and started to make gagging sounds. I quickly pulled her yoga pants down and started to sniff her butt. My penis became erect and I realized that I wanted to buttfuck this fat negress who was laying there gagging and stunned from me punching her in the liver and spleen area. So I tried to mount her but my penis was not long enough to reach her butthole through all the fat around it. This and then thinking about the $17.38 I spent on food for her and Zamfir blaring out the speakers was all I could stand as I started kicking her with all my might. I finally opened the side door to my van and kicked her to the asphalt parking lot. Driving off leaving her there with her yoga pants around her ankles. I drove to the drive thru where I got myself a #4 with a Diet Coke and went home. After I got home I sat on the couch and ate my #4 with a Diet Coke while watching reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard.
In hindsight I wish my date with Lizzo would have worked out as I would be rich now. But it didn't. My dick was just to short for her fat ass and I hate flute music. Although I still listen to Zamfir on occasions.
killer lettuce 🥬 replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,199,671
@1,199,667 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
no i don't have a tik tok.... and i don't look for this stuff i just followed for the country music memes.... but what are the oyster tags