Topic: Well, that was awkward.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #10,672

I was outside pissing in the garden when suddenly a neighbor walks in. I finished by then, but five seconds later he starts pissing about ten feet away from me. I think he was too drunk to notice me there since it was dark.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #190,065

Nothing's awkward unless you make it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,067

@previous (B)
Last time this happened we started singing "Come Sail Away" by Styx randomly but I don't think lightning strikes twice in one place.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,068

@OP
Should have sucked his dick.

Also 'sup sim.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,074

> he wants to fuck

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,081

He totally wants to fuck.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,084

Take a photo of him and send it to the police. He will then have to register as a sex offender.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,088

@190,067 (A)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI8AxZnrx8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,089

@190,084 (F)

About a year and a half ago I got caught pissing in an alley behind a bar. They told me I'd have to register. The cop that wrote me the ticket didn't show up to court, though.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,098

@190,088 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Not watching your shitty video you redneck faggot.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,107

@previous (A)
Sup Sim?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,176

This got progressively funnier. I was outside smoking and his girlfriend came outside and started peeing in the bushes. These people are crazy.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #190,180

Don't cross the beams.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,366

@190,176 (A)
> they want to fuck

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,491

What the fuck is wrong with peeing inside

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,494

@190,074 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)

> >he wants to fuck

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,547

@190,089 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Woah, lucky escape, man.

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