Topic: I want to be motorboated.

!ocurburUbk started this discussion 15 years ago #10,670

How do I accomplish this desire? :(

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #190,023

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,033

You are such a FUCKING slut. Just chop off your hands and bleed to death already.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,034

@190,023 (B)
please help me ;_;

!ocurburUbk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,039

@190,033 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What? I really want this sexual act performed on me.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,040

@previous (!ocurburUbk)

I really want you to stop breathing permanently. Unfortunately, we can't always get what we want.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,044

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Relax.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,046

Prostitutes.

Ks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,050

@190,040 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,053

@previous (Ks)
> Ks
lol'd.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,054

Goddamn this is the funniest thread I have read in a long time. Seriously, good work @OP.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,056

> I want to be motorboated

What does this mean, exactly?

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,057

@190,054 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
:D :D :D
:D :D
:D
<3
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.109334265834992.10864.100002752571725&type=1

!ocurburUbk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,059

@190,056 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
I want a woman to motorboat my face. I would also want to sleep on boobs with pink nipples for a night. (._.)

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,060

I will do it for you if you provide airfare and lodging.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,061

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
NO WAY! that's just really awkward. + why are you fucking over a bro? grumpy bur wouldn't be too happy with this.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,062

@190,059 (!ocurburUbk)

You need to elaborate. I can take a few wild guesses at what you mean, but I'd rather you describe it to me in grotesque detail.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,070

@190,061 (!ocurburUbk)
All three of us know Mark doesn't have the balls.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,071

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
Choke on your own dick, faggot.

Ks replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,073

@190,070 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)

> All three of us know Mark doesn't have the balls.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,075

@190,062 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
I want a really hot woman (preferably someone who looks like Katy Perry with the body of Kim Kardashian) to get on top of me in a hotel room lit with candles. She will then turn around so I can see her sexy back while I un-do her bra. She'll turn around again and for 4 seconds I will look at her fabulous bare breasts while she smothers her boobs all over my face. After that, I would lay on her boobs and fall asleep. I do not want her to be there when I wake up in the morning.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,076

@190,070 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
> All Mark of us three know doesn't have the balls.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,077

@190,070 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
@190,073 (Ks)
@190,071 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Man, I missed out on some shit during my absence, evidently.

Still waiting for carebear to give me a graphic description of motorboating

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,078

@190,070 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
looks fiesty
@190,071 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Choke on your own dick, faggot.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,082

@190,075 (!ocurburUbk)

Oh, for some reason I thought it was scatological.

I'd like for Olivia Wilde to do this to me.

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,083

@190,075 (!ocurburUbk)
Are you sure you're not lesbian?

jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,086

@190,075 (!ocurburUbk)
You want to motorboat someone, not be motorboated.

Post accurate titles, fucking retard. This was a waste of my time.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,087

@190,083 (Triptych !LightPenis)
It'd be twice as hot if I were to do this to a guy.

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,090

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
._. I'm pretty sure you're a lesbian.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,092

@190,076 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Et tu, edito?
@190,078 (!ocurburUbk)
I hate you so much, carebear
@190,083 (Triptych !LightPenis)
She is a lesbian, but she keeps denying it for some reason.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,093

@190,086 (jump?)
It could go both ways. If it were fwf, I would want to act as the male.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,094

@190,086 (jump?)
lolthis

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,096

@190,087 (!ocurburUbk)

If you looked like Olivia Wilde I'd let you do this too me, but you don't :/

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,099

@190,092 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Chill out, bro.

!ocurburUbk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,101

@190,096 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
What's the fun in that? her boobs are too small.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,102

@190,092 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Mine made little sense; your et tu is invalid.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,103

@190,075 (!ocurburUbk)
Perfect

jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,106

@190,096 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
If you looked like Olivia Wilde I would let you do it to me.

jump? double-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,108

@190,101 (!ocurburUbk)
It's still fun.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,109

oops

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,111

@190,101 (!ocurburUbk)

I don't give a fuck. She's really hot

@190,106 (jump?)

I don't look like Olivia Wilde

One of my really good IRL friends looks a lot like Olivia Wilde. She's a bartender at one of the places I play at often.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,112

@190,108 (jump?)
We'd all hit it anyways.

!ocurburUbk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,113

@190,111 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
She is. I'd hit it regardless.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,114

This thread is now about Olivia Wilde

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,116

@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Dis sho am good.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,117

@190,114 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
body shots dude

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,118

@190,070 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)

> All three of us know Mark doesn't have the balls.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,119

@190,092 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You brought this on yourself.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,120

@190,116 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

damn straight

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,122

@190,117 (!ocurburUbk)

fapfapfap

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,124

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,125

@190,122 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
hothothot.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,126

@190,124 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)

I'm actually probably going to do a bluegrass cover of born this way with my new band. Stay tuned.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,127

@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
The "country road" version is very good. Listen to it for ideas, maybe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmR5Aat11P8

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,129

@190,124 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
By far the sexiest man in this thread.

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,131

@190,127 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)

I downloaded the version that's all over the radio. That's what I'm working off of. The chord changes are perfect for bluegrass.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,132

Uhh.

!ocurburUbk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #190,134

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,266

C-c-c-combo breaker

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,329

@previous (Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG)
> posted a moderately attractive black woman. @.@

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,541

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Oh... wow.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,542

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You never know.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,551

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
tl;dr IHYSMCB

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,560

@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

wat

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,562

@previous (cat !COOOOOLbus)

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,565

@190,551 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

> I Hate You So much Carebear

cat !COOOOOLbus replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,568

@190,562 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)

o

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,578

@OP

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,698

@previous (R)
Why would you even do such a thing...

Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #190,699

@previous (!ocurburUbk)

> Why would you even do such a thing...

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,933

@190,698 (!ocurburUbk)
youse an angry bird now lass

Anonymous R double-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,934

@previous (R)
also you can see her pussy

jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,936

@previous (R)
Haha, between her legs too.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,937

@190,934 (R)
Oh gross, there's a string hanging from it.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,511

!ocurburUbk (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,512

!ocurburUbk (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,514

!ocurburUbk (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,515

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,517

@191,511 (!ocurburUbk)
@191,512 (!ocurburUbk)
@previous (!ocurburUbk)
> Denies being a lesbian.

Wut?

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,520

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just want to be smothered in boobs. :'(

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,523

Jesus christ, cut this shit out retard.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,524

@191,520 (!ocurburUbk)
That's just as gay as me saying "I want balls and cock in my face."

It's fucking gay; just admit that you're homosexual and move on with your life.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,525

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
no, that's different.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,526

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
No, it's not, shefag.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,542

@190,054 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> motorboat
> v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly >while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

I do not remember making the "brrr" sound should I attempt this with sound next tyme?

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #191,563

@191,512 (!ocurburUbk)
You have good taste in women.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,615

@previous (jump?)
thx

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