Topic: I heard Kunming China is great to visit this time of year

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #106,697

I may take a visit soon.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,199,086

Single bare lightbulb dangling in a tiny studio apartment.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,088

@previous (B)
Is that how the apartments are in Kunming?

I was hoping for something a little more high class.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,093

@1,199,086 (B)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,094

@previous (C)
holy crap lenny

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,096

It's a horrible, disgusting place.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,097

@previous (E)

Ah, piss lakes. Kunming's trademark feature.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,098

@previous (B)
*jade lakes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,099

I've also heard the street vendors make authentic Chinese food, am I to believe that it is cooked in fresh oil?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,100

@previous (A)
Yes. Why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,102

@previous (E)
I'd rather hear this from someone who has visited, or lived there. Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,103

@previous (A)
I mean, it's a city of millions of people with tons of visitors every year. How do you know who has been there?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,106

@previous (E)
Just a hunch you haven't.

Can someone else please clarify the Cooking oil for me please? Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,107

@1,199,099 (A)

Siphoned fresh from the sewers everyday!

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,109

@previous (B)
Hmmm, definitely sounds fresh. Any specific vendors I should visit? Stay away from?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,111

@previous (A)

They all serve the same things. Cats or dogs fried up in sewer oil.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,112

@previous (B)
Welcome back, Syntax!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,115

@1,199,111 (B)
Do you know if the cats are fresh, or have been dead for more than 6 hours?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,116

@1,199,112 (E)

> Welcome back, Syntax!

Stop derailing my thread with your obsession.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,117

@1,199,096 (E)
This is a doctored picture, probably from the Kunming tourism people. The real lake is most likely polluted and filled with garbage.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,120

@1,199,115 (A)

That, I believe, is the question of the century.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,123

@1,199,117 (D)

They still look like they're full of piss. They should learn to use photoshop better.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,124

@1,199,120 (B)
So basically, I have a 50/50 chance of having fresh cat?

Better than nothing I guess.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,127

@previous (A)

I hope you like gambling, cause every meal will be one.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,128

@previous (B)
Yes, I've heard tuberculosis is really rampant there.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,129

@previous (A)

Covid-19 was also born in China.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,130

@1,199,117 (D)
Incorrect.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,134

@1,199,129 (B)

> Covid-19 was also born in China.

Yes, and surprisingly, it is the only thing China invented that lasted longer than 3 months that didn't break.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,140

@1,199,107 (B)
That is what I heard. Imagine living there and every time you eat in public it is food prepared with recycled sewer oil.

Contessa replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,141

@previous (F)
Imagine believing that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,143

@previous (Contessa)

> Imagine believing that.

I thought you was new here?

http://minichan.net/topic/106700

Oh, wait....

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,144

@1,199,141 (Contessa)

Who're you?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,146

@previous (B)
*Whom are

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,150

@previous (F)

*Homer

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,152

@previous (B)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,277

Well, I took a chance. I visited Kunming, went to a street vendor and got the stir fried rice with cat and an egg roll.

My stomach hates me now.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,281

@previous (A)

RIP, OP.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,284

@1,199,277 (A)
Egg rolls are not eaten in China. That is American-Chinese food.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,285

@1,199,281 (B)
Nooooo.... maybe it's just tuberculosis. I'll shall go to the Doctor tomorrow morning.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,286

@1,199,284 (E)
Contessa, you have no clue about Chinese cuisine. You're just a newbie here, remember?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,288

@previous (A)

He probably thinks fortune cookies aren't Chinese either. 🤣🤣🤣

chickennn !YbHeIMI.GY joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,291

@1,199,284 (E)
@1,199,286 (A)

> Contessa, you have no clue about Chinese cuisine. You're just a newbie here, remember?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,295

@1,199,288 (B)
Lmao

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,296

@1,199,291 (chickennn !YbHeIMI.GY)
Oh, newbie isn't correct to use?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,301

@1,199,286 (A)
Egg rolls are not Chinese. They call them Spring Rolls, and they are smaller. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,302

@previous (E)
Again Contessa, you are new here, and have no knowledge of Chinese cuisine.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,303

@previous (A)
How could you possibly know my knowledge level of Christ cuisine?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,304

@previous (E)
Check out this amazing latte art swan!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,312

@1,199,303 (E)

> How could you possibly know my knowledge level of Christ cuisine?

I didn't say anything about your knowledge of Christ cuisine, I said your knowledge of Chinese cuisine.

Keep talking Contessa, you're looking dumber by the second.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,315

@previous (A)
It was an auto-correct typo. How could you possibly know what I know about Chinese cuisine?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,319

@previous (E)
Why are you derailing my thread Contessa? It had absolutely nothing to do with you. You butted in and now you're making it all about you. Isn't that what you cry about all the time?

Nobody cares about you, nobody likes you, and nobody cares what you know about China.

Fuck off out of my thread and go suck on a spring roll.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,320

@previous (A)
You are the one who made false claims about Chinese cuisine. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,321

@previous (E)
What the fuck does my claims have to do with YOU?

Not a fucking thing.

This is the internet, I can say what I want, when I want, false or not. You know, the same thing you do when you make false statements to everyone here?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,322

@previous (A)
You should eat a Spring roll and watch that blood pressure.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,324

@previous (E)
My blood pressure is better than yours fatfuck.

But I figured out why you're crying so much. It's because I made a shtick thread.

Relax son, there's enough shtick to share.

Now, stop derailing my thread or I'm gonna be like you and repeatedly tap on the report button.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,325

@previous (A)
You are the only fatfuck here, and your blood pressure is through the roof.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,326

@previous (E)
I don't know, you're pretty fucking fat.

Double chin, chubby arms, neck so fat you don't have a neck.

I bet the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,328

@previous (A)
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Thanks.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,333

I'm the fattest one in this thread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,398

Just left the doctor's office, he says I have tuberculosis. Just to play it safe, when I get back to the USofA, I'm going to get a second opinion. Can't trust them Chinese doctors.

Plane doesn't leave until tomorrow, so I'm stuck in this one light bulb motel room.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,399

@1,199,328 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I didn't know he didn't post it himself. How am I to know?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,199,400

@1,199,333 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Let's rub your belly with baby oil and keep you warm 😊

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,205,899

Well, after one month back in the states, and consulting with a real doctor, he says I have legionairs disease.

He won't tell me how much longer I have on this earth. He just says everything is gonna be fine.