Topic: Might have come into some good money, illegal money, give me your take
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#10,669
While cruising around the town, I decided to go to places I've never been. (I live in the burbs)
And I stumbled upon a hospital that was supposed to be built 8 years ago, but the company went bankrupt.
I was snooping around and found a huge warehouse with the following things
Main portion, filled with endless amounts of gym equipment(locked)
Two trucks, both unlocked, keys to both are inside
Shed #1. Filled with 200 high quality "EXIT" signs unlocked
Shed #2. Filled with like 100 5ft x 5ft granite slabs. And 10 by 4 ft glass doors.
shed #3. Loads of angle iron, sheet metal, and steel beams
Random crap scattered along the yard. Tons of tubing, copper wire, eliptical machines, air conditioning units, barrels of diesel fuel, 50 trashcans, Steel-frame ashtrays (Like the ones outside of malls) and tons of other building supplys.
The place hasnt been touched in years, and isn't blocked off, and has no "No tresspassing" signs
Heres the plan:
Go out one night in my friends big ass redneck truck, remove license plate incase of cameras, and loot the shit out of it. Because I could really really use the cash because I'm a poorfag.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,975
How will you sell this? Build a shopping centre instead.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,976
@189,971 (jump?)
I was with a friend when we found it, he and I are the only people that know, and we're doing it together in his truck.
To be honest, im underage b&, and can't risk anyone knowing about this.
I also dug around for more clues, and found shipping and recieving documents, the most recent date was for an unnamed item priced at 17k on halloween night 2003
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,979
Don't forget to carry a gun, OP. Just in case.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,980
@189,975 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
That's what I need advice on
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,981
@189,979 (F)
I have a gun, but if I get caught, and have the gun on me, im fucked
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,982
@OP
What you ought to do is take items that people won't notice very slowly over a decent period of time. Use pawn shops and other means to move non hot ticket items, then go in for the kill as a final measure.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,983
@189,981 (A)
That's what the gun is for, you stupid shit.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,984
I'd love to buy some granite slabs off you :/
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,985
@189,981 (A)
Not if you shoot whoever catches you and get away. You'll be facing serious jail time, anyway. You will likely be charged as an adult.
Be prepared to go all the way.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,990
You can't keep that money in banks because if the law busts you for drugs, they will seize your income saying it was drug related. And you can't store it as cash as if the find it, they'll just assume it's from illegal activity. The only way to safeguard your money is to buy bitcoins.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,992
@previous (H)
Lies. there are Easier and safer (butcoins is a sure bet on devaluing your money) ways to safeguard your money.
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Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,993
The copper wire's probably the most valuable stuff there. Be careful selling it though.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,996
@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
yeah, don't forget to bring your gun, just in case.
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,000
Look at the trend of bitcoins. It bounces a bit but has a steady rise. The coins themselves are designed to be deflationary.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,002
Keep this thread in your memories, I'm bringing pics wednesday, I'll get a pic of each thing/
Tell me what y'all think.
peace till then
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,003
@189,982 (D)
This. Except I doubt you have the ability to push the hot ticket items onto the market. You can't just sell a stolen truck trhough legal channels.
Ks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,004
Stealing shit is lame, but I'll let you decide you're own morals etc.
Stealing the stuff might be easy, storing it and selling it is the challenge. Better have a damned good plan.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,013
@previous (Ks)
I'm not niggering it, this shit doesn;t belong to anyone, the company that owns this went bankrupt, the ceo is in jail, and it hasnt been touched since 03. @190,003 (J)
Not stealing the trucks.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,015
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,018
@190,013 (A)
Just don't draw attention to yourself. If you're going to take the shit take things in portions, not as much as you can get away with in one sitting. Make plans and test the waters -- if you get caught the first or second time it's simply petty theft and far less likely to see criminal action to come up in court. This is especially true if you are underaged considering it could be just written off as "boys will be boys". If caught, you could claim you just wanted it as a trophy/bragging rights to your friends. If you're caught with a lot of shit it's much easier to prosecute.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,020
@190,002 (A)
Yeah take pics. That's always a good idea. Just take pics of the money you make or the sweet Trans Am you buy.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#190,027
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yeah, nevermind, pics are a bad idea
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,032
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,038
@190,027 (A)
Seriously no pics. Some people aren't going to believe you but it's the Internet so who cares? Also you will be believing it when you got enough mutha fukin C-notes to take yo bitch to da Olive Garden and order some mutha fukin calamari yeeeaahhh boi dats sum guaranteed blo jobs fo sho!!!!
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,085
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
This man speaks from experience.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,095
@190,018 (D)
Lol. Sounds good on paper, but each trip increases chance of being caught. One big haul or nothing.
jump? double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,100
@190,027 (A)
Dude, we have an investigator from the FBI monitoring MC. You are already fucked. He was looking into stalker allegations, but it's not like he won't report this.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,104
@190,095 (jump?)
Not if you're smart about it. Grand larceny ain't nothin' to fuck with.
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,105
Well, if you pull this off and want to sell me some of those granite slabs, you know where to find me.
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,121
@190,100 (jump?)
Matt's also paying a private investigator to post on MC full time.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#190,123