Topic: Whoops! I'm getting $90,000.00!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #106,649

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #1,198,536

Use some of your $90,000 to buy a charger for your goddamn phone!!!

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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 59 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,538

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
And turn Bluetooth off.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,674

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
He's literally connected to a bt device

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,675

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Fact.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,679

@1,198,536 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Already fully charged now. Thanks.

@1,198,538 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I use Bluetooth to wear my headphones and listen to tunes. Thanks.

@1,198,674 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Right you are. Thanks.

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,702

@1,198,536 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I bet you have shares in the power company

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,787

@1,198,679 (A)
I use a wire to connect my headphones to my phone.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,788

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

Witchcraft.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,789

@previous (E)
Wouldn't Bluetooth be the witchcraft? A wire you can see, infrared particle beams sound like magic to me.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,791

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

Exactly what I'd expect a witch to say.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,793

@previous (E)
Prove it.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,794

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

Step up to my scale, sir. We will compare your weight to that of a duck.

LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,795

@previous (E)
We could try building a bridge out of em

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,802

@1,198,794 (E)
What if I eat the duck?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,803

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

We'll throw you into a pond.

If you sink, you will die an honorable Christian death. If you float, we will burn you at the stake.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,805

@previous (E)
I can't swim.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,198,808

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

But can you float? Let the purifying waters of Allah decide.

Minichan