I was sitting on a park bench one day when a midget girl parked her ass next to me. "Jeepers, I sure need some cock," she said. I just minded my own business but she continued, "hey mister how about your cock?" "Whoa there missy, my cock? We're not even married!" I replied. "Oh that's no problem, my father is a priest!" So, we got married that afternoon and she has my cock now.
P.S. She mentioned to me that it's not accurate to call her a midget and that she's a "primordial dwarf". Whatever it is, she's barely bigger than a fuckin elf