Topic: If you were going to abort Bert's baby, how would you do it?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #106,518

Please select an option for your abertion.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Throw self down stairs	-	0%
Coat hanger	-	0%
Abortion pill (Bert's baby in a puddle)	3	50%
Surgical abortion	1	17%
Simple infanticide (not really an abortion)	1	17%
Other method (please describe)	1	17%

LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 hours later[^] [v] #1,197,299

Hmm what was deleted?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,301

Write in: Don't bother with abortion. If he drinks everclear the way he says he does, that will abort the baby.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,372

@previous (C)

You could also end up with a tard baby, so you should probably have a backup plan.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,377

Weird Al's new parody of Paul Anka's You're Having My Baby is fuckin brutal
"You're Aborting My Baby"

not bert replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,406

on the plus side if someone did keep Bert's baby it would be strong as an ox by age 2..

bert's a rootin tootin hardworking southern gentleman with a whole lot of love to give... take a chance on him..

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,407

@previous (not bert)
It’s first words would be a rape threat.

Monkey Pox joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,430

I would sacrifice it to Moloch and give the blood to Obama and Hilary

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,473

@1,197,372 (D)
True

@1,197,407 (F)

> It’s first words would be a rape threat.

Or Everclear.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,474

I'm glad to see the people have chosen Liquid Baby Bert™️ as their abortion method.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,511

KSdraad

The Board replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,527

@previous (H)

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,547

@previous (The Board)
I knew it!

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