Topic: If you were going to abort Bert's baby, how would you do it?
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #106,518
Please select an option for your abertion.
LadyD !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 hours later[^] [v] #1,197,299
Hmm what was deleted?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,301
Write in: Don't bother with abortion. If he drinks everclear the way he says he does, that will abort the baby.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,372
@previous (C)
You could also end up with a tard baby, so you should probably have a backup plan.
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,377
Weird Al's new parody of Paul Anka's You're Having My Baby is fuckin brutal
"You're Aborting My Baby"
not bert replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,406
on the plus side if someone did keep Bert's baby it would be strong as an ox by age 2..
bert's a rootin tootin hardworking southern gentleman with a whole lot of love to give... take a chance on him..
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,407
@previous (not bert)
It’s first words would be a rape threat.
Monkey Pox joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,430
I would sacrifice it to Moloch and give the blood to Obama and Hilary
Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,473
@1,197,372 (D)
True
@1,197,407 (F)
> It’s first words would be a rape threat.
Or Everclear.
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,474
I'm glad to see the people have chosen Liquid Baby Bert™️ as their abortion method.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,511
KSdraad
The Board replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,527
@previous (H)
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,547
@previous (The Board)
I knew it!
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