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Topic: revisiting an invention: the human flinger

boof started this discussion 3 years ago #106,511

As I've talked about before, what you do is, you put your feet into these clamps that hold you up to your ankles while lying on the ground. Once activated, the flinger will rotate you around, picking up speed, and then electronically determine how fast and at what angle to release you so that you are flung over say, 100 distance units of your choice. You will gently land upon a catching bowl while gravity has slowed you down to near zero so you'll be fine.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,197,149

Das flingerheimen est good goobenlicken? Mmmm. Goobenlicken 😋

Monkey Pox joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,153

I am Sir Monkey Pox

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,176

@previous (Monkey Pox)
Looks like YoYo, Jr. wins again!

boof (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,197,279

Try the new Human Flinger at your nearest amusement park

the ones with some fuckin balls, anyway
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