Topic: It was a dark and stormy night...

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #106,380

Discuss.

Jonny Cadillac joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,195,226

I sit by the window in my wheelchair watching the lightening flash. I am alone, wondering how I got here and then promptly shit myself. I ring the bell for the nurse and wait. As my nostrils start to flare I again wonder how I got here.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,229

@previous (Jonny Cadillac)
LOL

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,233

@1,195,226 (Jonny Cadillac)
Did you intend this to be sung to the tune of Gangster's Paradise or am I just imagining that?

Jonny Cadillac joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,234

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
no lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,235

@previous (Jonny Cadillac)
thee thy or re: EYE EYE EYE re: tenny ten ten myle re: thee sukky suk suk re: KOK KOK KOK
Toodles

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,255

@previous (A)
Look... I got some good barbecue here!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,258

@previous (E)

Do you serve it from a food truck?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,277

@previous (F)
Of course not. His food truck, just like his life, is a failure.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,287

@previous (G)
Little do you know.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,293

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,296

@1,195,258 (F)
Who do you think you are talking to there, champ? Because you're wrong, again.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,310

@previous (A)
I know the most important rules of horror survival

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,319

@1,195,296 (A)

All I asked was if they had a food truck. Are you tender over the topic of food trucks?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,379

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon...

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,519

@1,195,287 (H)

> Little do you know.

Oh, well, in that case, tutor me on the accomplishments he had made.

Anonymous H replied with this 3 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,581

@previous (G)
I don't wish to cause you to feel insignificant.

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,195,596

@previous (H)
No no, by all means, make me feel stupid for not knowing what all this person has accomplished in his life.

Fill me in on all the awards and acknowledgments he has received, TV appearances, and radio talk shows he has been on.

Minichan