Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,408
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First person to finish a gallon of gin in one sitting wins.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,409
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I can't do it right now but it sounds like fun. Does the brand matter? Because I will beat you while drinking some fukin Gilbey's out of the plastic bottle nigga
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,411
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No, but so long as it is a gallon.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,413
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Ok then. I can't do it right now. How will we prove we did it? Other than the time stamp on our death certificates?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,414
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I think that was the goal.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,415
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I'd be willing to bet that you'd pass out before you finished the gallon.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,417
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You don't know me, sucka.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,420
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,434
@189,429 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I skin the hides and make funny hats that I sell to tourists.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,436
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What kind of money do you take home?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,437
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Money fashioned out of aforementioned hides.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,438
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You make money from the hides...literally? How's that work with your 401K?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,439
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The IRS pays me not to skin their hides.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,441
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[Updated for 2011 limits] The IRS has now released the official 2011 401k, 403b and other retirement plan contribution limits. These have been updated based on 2010 cost of living adjustment (COLA) figures. With COLA remaining unchanged again this year, retirement plan limits have also remained unchanged for the third year in a row. This is good news for many who had feared that the limits would be reduced. Each year in October these limits are adjusted according to a formula based on the inflation rate (linked to COLA) in the third quarter vs. the previous year’s quarter.
What this means for your 401k, 403b and other retirement plans: The maximum amount an employee can contribute to a 401k in 2011 will remain at $16,500 and for individuals over the age of 50, their catch-up contribution will also remain unchanged at $5,500 (see table). The Federal government’s Thrift Savings Plan and other retirement-savings plans – like 403(b) and 457(b) plans – are subject to the same limits.
According to a recent survey of more than 550,000 401k accounts, very few Americans are actually saving the maximum allowable per year. Only 7% of workers with a 401(k) plan came within $500 of contributing the maximum allowed by the IRS or their plan limit and that on average, retirement plan participants contribute 6.8% percent of their salaries on a pre-tax basis.
Your 401k maximum contribution limit is the combined total maximum contribution that you can make each year to ALL 401k plans in which you participate, including standard 401k plans and Roth 401k plans— is the lower of: (1) the maximum percentage contribution limit allowed under each of your employers’ plans, or (2) the dollar limits shown in the table above. For example, if your employer’s 401k plan allows you to contribute up to a maximum of 10% of your salary, and you earn $50,000, your maximum contribution limit is $5,000, not the $16,500 contribution limit in 2009 that applies only to higher-paid employees. Compare Annuity Investment Options For Retirement!
The matching contributions made by your employer are NOT counted toward your 401k contribution limits. Even if you contribute the maximum amount each year, your employer’s matching contributions are in addition to these 401k limits.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#189,442