Topic: What grinds my gears
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #10,628
When I go online to try and find advice for painlessly killing myself, but the only thing I can find when I google "suicide advice" is the typical "don't do it " shit.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #189,282
If you need the internet to help you an hero then you are a fucking retard.
Go kill yours-
Oh wait, lol. :')
Go kill yours-
Oh wait, lol. :')
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,284
Oh,okay.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,285
Then don't do it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,286
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,288
OD on benzos.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,289
OD on paste.
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,291
OD on hamburgers
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,292
OD on OP
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,296
OD on TITS AND ASS
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #189,306
OD on ghostsâ„¢
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #189,328
OD on Pancreatic juice.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #189,336
OP, I want to kill myself as well. Wanna talk? I'm srs.
Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #189,337
@previous (J)
And I don't mean "wanna talk" as in "want me to talk you out of it?". I mean "wanna talk?" as in "let's talk about our preferred methods of offing ourselves". Unless you prefer the former. I really don't care.
And I don't mean "wanna talk" as in "want me to talk you out of it?". I mean "wanna talk?" as in "let's talk about our preferred methods of offing ourselves". Unless you prefer the former. I really don't care.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,359
If you're going to do it, I suggest you spend your last $300 on a really sexy hooker. be really picky, and spend as much as you want, so take your time when selecting. Pick the perfect girl, and then go fuck her for as long as you can afford. It won't even matter if the ho gave you AIDS. You've really got nothing to lose. Go for it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,361
@189,337 (J)
Sure. So I was thinking about suicide by charcoal. Get myself in a closed off room and let myself inhale the fumes.
Sure. So I was thinking about suicide by charcoal. Get myself in a closed off room and let myself inhale the fumes.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,363
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,364
Anonymous K double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,365
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,368
@189,361 (A)
Hmm, never considered that. Is that supposed to be more surefire than carbon monoxide poisoning?
Hmm, never considered that. Is that supposed to be more surefire than carbon monoxide poisoning?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,374
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,537
Do whatcha gotta do.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,952
I think I might be ready to go through with the charcoal method.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,953
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,955
for real dude, nitrous oxide is way more effective, and enjoyable.
And for real, if you you fuck it up and survive, then you get to do it again. I mean c'mon. There's win all over this.
And for real, if you you fuck it up and survive, then you get to do it again. I mean c'mon. There's win all over this.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,958
@189,953 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Nah, I had to talk myself in to this. I pussy out every time I try to do this. I just need enough liquor in me to get this shit done.
Nah, I had to talk myself in to this. I pussy out every time I try to do this. I just need enough liquor in me to get this shit done.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,960
@previous (A)
I suggest a nice liquor, as long as you're going out --do it in style. What'cha drinking? I've always wondered about last meals and such, and it's not often you get to chat with someone as they're killing themselves. Did you have a last meal?
I suggest a nice liquor, as long as you're going out --do it in style. What'cha drinking? I've always wondered about last meals and such, and it's not often you get to chat with someone as they're killing themselves. Did you have a last meal?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,961
@previous (K)
No last meal. I suppose you are right about the liquor though, might as well get the good shit. I'm going to go to the store right now to get some good booze. Any suggestions?
No last meal. I suppose you are right about the liquor though, might as well get the good shit. I'm going to go to the store right now to get some good booze. Any suggestions?
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,963
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,965
Actually, I changed my mind about the charcoal. I'm gonna mix muscle relaxers with anti-vomit medication. I heard that works.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,968
@previous (A)
why won't you just suffocate yourself on nitrous oxide? You can get it at any headshop. Hell, just go by 6 can's of whipped cream. Trashbag, head. enjoy.
It really works.
why won't you just suffocate yourself on nitrous oxide? You can get it at any headshop. Hell, just go by 6 can's of whipped cream. Trashbag, head. enjoy.
It really works.
jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,998
DONT BE STUPID OP!
The vast majority of suicides fail.
Here are the methods.
1. Bullet to the brain.
2. Jump off high structure (a bridge is good)
3. Car, garage. It just works.
4. Lots and lots of heroin (should work, might just get you addicted).
5. Go somewhere remote or barricade yourself in somewhere when you know you won't be disturbed. Slit both arms (along your arm, not across. Make sure blood is gushing in pumps, not oozing), slit both femoral arteries (in your legs, again it should pump) and finally, slit neck.
Good luck.
The vast majority of suicides fail.
Here are the methods.
1. Bullet to the brain.
2. Jump off high structure (a bridge is good)
3. Car, garage. It just works.
4. Lots and lots of heroin (should work, might just get you addicted).
5. Go somewhere remote or barricade yourself in somewhere when you know you won't be disturbed. Slit both arms (along your arm, not across. Make sure blood is gushing in pumps, not oozing), slit both femoral arteries (in your legs, again it should pump) and finally, slit neck.
Good luck.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,999
@previous (jump?)
What about the nitrous oxide method. You can't tell me that's not going to kill him, and it's highly enjoyable. You work in a hospital, right? You're telling me more people slice open their arms then go to sleep on laughing gas? for real?
What about the nitrous oxide method. You can't tell me that's not going to kill him, and it's highly enjoyable. You work in a hospital, right? You're telling me more people slice open their arms then go to sleep on laughing gas? for real?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,006
Holy shit, apparently you can die by overdosing on nicotine. This is right up my alley.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,007
@189,999 (K)
People rarely kill themselves successfully slitting their wrists. slitting a few arteries though, I think would be very successful. Of course, it's very difficult to actually do this. It's not quick. I shouldn't have suggested it.
Where is he gonna get enough nitrous? He can just keep doing whippets. He'll pass out and get brain damage. You need a breathing apparatus or a full trash bag.
If you can get it in head shops by you, that's probably the best method I've heard.
@OP -- one thing, unless you are doing this to punish someone and you want them to find you (that is mean) make arrangements to be found.
I'll tell you my plan.
I'm gonna get a room in a hotel. I'm gonna lock the bathroom and put a note on the door "Call 911"
I'm gonna get a ton of benzos, take them. Then I'm gonna use helium and a trash bag. Eceryone says it's painless, but I've heard it's actually painful.
Hopefully, I'll pass out before it's painful.
People rarely kill themselves successfully slitting their wrists. slitting a few arteries though, I think would be very successful. Of course, it's very difficult to actually do this. It's not quick. I shouldn't have suggested it.
Where is he gonna get enough nitrous? He can just keep doing whippets. He'll pass out and get brain damage. You need a breathing apparatus or a full trash bag.
If you can get it in head shops by you, that's probably the best method I've heard.
@OP -- one thing, unless you are doing this to punish someone and you want them to find you (that is mean) make arrangements to be found.
I'll tell you my plan.
I'm gonna get a room in a hotel. I'm gonna lock the bathroom and put a note on the door "Call 911"
I'm gonna get a ton of benzos, take them. Then I'm gonna use helium and a trash bag. Eceryone says it's painless, but I've heard it's actually painful.
Hopefully, I'll pass out before it's painful.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,008
@189,998 (jump?)
> Go somewhere remote or barricade yourself in somewhere when you know you won't be disturbed. Slit both arms (along your arm, not across. Make sure blood is gushing in pumps, not oozing), slit both femoral arteries (in your legs, again it should pump) and finally, slit neck.
Also do this in a tent with several charcoal grills going.
> Go somewhere remote or barricade yourself in somewhere when you know you won't be disturbed. Slit both arms (along your arm, not across. Make sure blood is gushing in pumps, not oozing), slit both femoral arteries (in your legs, again it should pump) and finally, slit neck.
Also do this in a tent with several charcoal grills going.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,009
Maybe @OP should just bang a whore and drink a few beers. Those two things alone have a way of making whatever troubles you may have go away.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,010
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,011
@190,007 (jump?)
Why not just die from carbon monoxide poisoning? It's basically painless. You'll just get very sleepy.
Or find barbiturates
Why not just die from carbon monoxide poisoning? It's basically painless. You'll just get very sleepy.
Or find barbiturates
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,012
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,014
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,016
@190,010 (jump?)
But the smoking will be pleasant. Anyway, as for the arrangements, I don't have that many people who care.
But the smoking will be pleasant. Anyway, as for the arrangements, I don't have that many people who care.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,017
@previous (A)
Nicotine overdose isn't pleasant. Give yourself a brief taste of it by buying a package of nicotine patches and see what it's like.
Nicotine overdose isn't pleasant. Give yourself a brief taste of it by buying a package of nicotine patches and see what it's like.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,019
@190,016 (A)
You don't want anyone to just find you. It's traumatic. Don't be a fucking dick.
@190,016 (A)
You'll need to cover yourself in patches and smoke. You can't just keep smokingc I dont think.
@190,012 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
If you love something, set it free.
You don't want anyone to just find you. It's traumatic. Don't be a fucking dick.
@190,016 (A)
You'll need to cover yourself in patches and smoke. You can't just keep smokingc I dont think.
@190,012 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
If you love something, set it free.
jump? double-posted this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,021
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,022
@190,017 (O)
Alright, I guess I can scratch that one off the list. I really wish all the methods didnt scare the shit out of me.
Alright, I guess I can scratch that one off the list. I really wish all the methods didnt scare the shit out of me.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,024
@190,014 (O)
> Are you against human euthanasia in general?
No but I'm against jumpanasia.
> Are you against human euthanasia in general?
No but I'm against jumpanasia.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,025
@190,019 (jump?)
> You don't want anyone to just find you. It's traumatic. Don't be a fucking dick.
>
>
What would you suggest I do?
> You don't want anyone to just find you. It's traumatic. Don't be a fucking dick.
>
>
What would you suggest I do?
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,028
@190,021 (jump?)
What's wrong with just getting a tent and doing the charcoal idea? You can mail a letter to the park ahead of time so they'll find out in a few days. You can always rent a car if you don't have one.
What's wrong with just getting a tent and doing the charcoal idea? You can mail a letter to the park ahead of time so they'll find out in a few days. You can always rent a car if you don't have one.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,029
@190,022 (A)
That's the problem with a lot of certain methods. I drove my car, no seatbelt, into a guardrail at 65+ miles an hour.
I sustained no injuries and my car even was drivable despite significant damage.
The nitrous oxide is good if you can get it.
There's always suicide by cop. It's really fucking douchey, but it is certain. Just walk up to a cop and shoot him in the back of the head. Take his gun and start pissing on the body. When backup arrives, keep shooting until you can't.
That's the problem with a lot of certain methods. I drove my car, no seatbelt, into a guardrail at 65+ miles an hour.
I sustained no injuries and my car even was drivable despite significant damage.
The nitrous oxide is good if you can get it.
There's always suicide by cop. It's really fucking douchey, but it is certain. Just walk up to a cop and shoot him in the back of the head. Take his gun and start pissing on the body. When backup arrives, keep shooting until you can't.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,030
@190,019 (jump?)
> If you love something, set it free.
That was invented by some pussy. Don't say shit like that.
> If you love something, set it free.
That was invented by some pussy. Don't say shit like that.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,031
@190,028 (O)
Sounds very unpleasant.
Also, I plan to have some fun right before. I wanna get two hookers before and have a nice meal (room service for both).
Sounds very unpleasant.
Also, I plan to have some fun right before. I wanna get two hookers before and have a nice meal (room service for both).
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,035
@190,030 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Look, I'm not some whiny emo bitch who wants to kill himself because his fat girlfriend broke up with him. I have real depression. My family has a long history of chemical depression. Im tired of it.
Look, I'm not some whiny emo bitch who wants to kill himself because his fat girlfriend broke up with him. I have real depression. My family has a long history of chemical depression. Im tired of it.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,036
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,037
@190,030 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I think it's selfish to want someone to suffer so you cab have the comfort of knowing they are still alive.
We're all going to die. Every one of us. It's fucking stupid to keep going when you are suffering just so you can die when your old and in poor health and in pain all the time.
You don't care when you're dead. No one regrets killing themselves after they've died.
I think it's selfish to want someone to suffer so you cab have the comfort of knowing they are still alive.
We're all going to die. Every one of us. It's fucking stupid to keep going when you are suffering just so you can die when your old and in poor health and in pain all the time.
You don't care when you're dead. No one regrets killing themselves after they've died.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,041
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,042
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yeah, I've had to drink myself to sleep every night for the past week.
Yeah, I've had to drink myself to sleep every night for the past week.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,043
@190,037 (jump?)
Ok. I can't argue with that. Just don't do it anytime soon if you can. I have already made a promise to myself to off myself the first moment I start feeling my mind start to slip or if I can't laugh at anything anymore or if I find myself wearing a Member's Only jacket when it's 80 degrees outside.
Ok. I can't argue with that. Just don't do it anytime soon if you can. I have already made a promise to myself to off myself the first moment I start feeling my mind start to slip or if I can't laugh at anything anymore or if I find myself wearing a Member's Only jacket when it's 80 degrees outside.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,045
@190,042 (A)
> Yeah, I've had to drink myself to sleep every night for the past week.
You're not depressed bud, you are just on your way to alcoholism. Just keep drinking. It's like suicide because it will eventually kill you but you can have a lot of fun in the process. Give it six months of steady, hard drinking. Trust me things are gonna be a-ok.
> Yeah, I've had to drink myself to sleep every night for the past week.
You're not depressed bud, you are just on your way to alcoholism. Just keep drinking. It's like suicide because it will eventually kill you but you can have a lot of fun in the process. Give it six months of steady, hard drinking. Trust me things are gonna be a-ok.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,051
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,072
@previous (A)
Just keep with the drinking my man. You will be ok. Seriously. Try out alcoholism. It may be the fix for which you are looking.
Just keep with the drinking my man. You will be ok. Seriously. Try out alcoholism. It may be the fix for which you are looking.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,079
@190,043 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Two of my friend's groomsmen dropped out of his wedding. One of his oldest friends and his brother (lol family bullshit, but it sounds like it won't happen).
But, come october mid October, I'm outta here. I'm tired. So very tired.
Really, I'd prefer to just exist in a state of sleeping and waking long enough to feel how wonderful and comfortable my bed is before falling back to sleep.
Two of my friend's groomsmen dropped out of his wedding. One of his oldest friends and his brother (lol family bullshit, but it sounds like it won't happen).
But, come october mid October, I'm outta here. I'm tired. So very tired.
Really, I'd prefer to just exist in a state of sleeping and waking long enough to feel how wonderful and comfortable my bed is before falling back to sleep.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,097
@previous (jump?)
> Really, I'd prefer to just exist in a state of sleeping and waking long enough to feel how wonderful and comfortable my bed is before falling back to sleep.
I think this would be better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirehead_%28science_fiction%29
maybe there will someday be rogue surgeons willing to implant people for a fee.
> Really, I'd prefer to just exist in a state of sleeping and waking long enough to feel how wonderful and comfortable my bed is before falling back to sleep.
I think this would be better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirehead_%28science_fiction%29
maybe there will someday be rogue surgeons willing to implant people for a fee.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,110
@190,079 (jump?)
Maybe we could meet up and help each other with the suicide. I'm pretty scared to do it alone.
Maybe we could meet up and help each other with the suicide. I'm pretty scared to do it alone.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,128
@previous (A)
No fucking way. I have no interest in someone bumming me out on suicide day.
Unless you're a hot chick, in which case, we do Molly and pretend to love each other then I strangle you during sex which fixes my brain, because I really just wanted to strangle the woman I loved.
No fucking way. I have no interest in someone bumming me out on suicide day.
Unless you're a hot chick, in which case, we do Molly and pretend to love each other then I strangle you during sex which fixes my brain, because I really just wanted to strangle the woman I loved.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,136
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,137
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,139
@190,128 (jump?)
I am dead serious, jump. How much would it cost me to have you come and help me end my miserable existence?
I am dead serious, jump. How much would it cost me to have you come and help me end my miserable existence?
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,140
@190,110 (A)
Now you'd think that I'd be all bleeding heart about suicide, but I'm not that guy.
The most painless way to to it would be to get a big plastic box that you can fit in, buy a tank of nitrogen, seal yourself inside the box with caulk, and open the bottle of nitrogen.
The guaranteed way to do it is to get a large caliber handgun (.38 or bigger), and put a round directly behind your ear canal.
The fun way is to get a bunch of good pills and a shitload of liquor, get fucked up, and pass out on your back -- you'll choke on your own vomit a la Hendrix.
If you want to kill yourself, go for it. Just don't put yourself in any pain. The only reason I would discourage you from doing it, is if you will be leaving your family in a bad spot.
Now you'd think that I'd be all bleeding heart about suicide, but I'm not that guy.
The most painless way to to it would be to get a big plastic box that you can fit in, buy a tank of nitrogen, seal yourself inside the box with caulk, and open the bottle of nitrogen.
The guaranteed way to do it is to get a large caliber handgun (.38 or bigger), and put a round directly behind your ear canal.
The fun way is to get a bunch of good pills and a shitload of liquor, get fucked up, and pass out on your back -- you'll choke on your own vomit a la Hendrix.
If you want to kill yourself, go for it. Just don't put yourself in any pain. The only reason I would discourage you from doing it, is if you will be leaving your family in a bad spot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,141
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,142
@190,136 (A)
nitrous oxide. trashbag. head.
you won't last 12 seconds. simple, fast, cheap and effective. You don't need much help with that. Maybe what you need is an audience. Start a tinychat and link the url when you've finally selected your method.
nitrous oxide. trashbag. head.
you won't last 12 seconds. simple, fast, cheap and effective. You don't need much help with that. Maybe what you need is an audience. Start a tinychat and link the url when you've finally selected your method.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,143
@190,139 (A)
I'm not a murderer, dude. I have no interest in killing.
I'll strangle a chick in the act of intercourse, but that's just natural.
I'm not a murderer, dude. I have no interest in killing.
I'll strangle a chick in the act of intercourse, but that's just natural.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,144
@190,128 (jump?)
> because I really just wanted to strangle the woman I loved.
You have so much to offer the world. I love you.
> because I really just wanted to strangle the woman I loved.
You have so much to offer the world. I love you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,146
@190,143 (jump?)
You don't have to kill me, just stand around with me while I do it. It would be nice just to not be alone when I do it. It will make the experience much less scary.
You don't have to kill me, just stand around with me while I do it. It would be nice just to not be alone when I do it. It will make the experience much less scary.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,147
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,148
@190,146 (A)
Dude, go into a black city with a sandwich board that says "I hate Everyone"
Its safe for broadcast tv that way.
Dude, go into a black city with a sandwich board that says "I hate Everyone"
Its safe for broadcast tv that way.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,150
@previous (jump?)
20,000 dollars. Cash. To help me kill myself. All you have to do is provide moral support and help me to not chicken out.
20,000 dollars. Cash. To help me kill myself. All you have to do is provide moral support and help me to not chicken out.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,154
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,156
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,158
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,159
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,160
@previous (A)
You'll never do it if you keep putting it off. This is why you're hiring me, OP, quit being a pussy.
You'll never do it if you keep putting it off. This is why you're hiring me, OP, quit being a pussy.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,161
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,162
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,164
@190,160 (K)
I highly doubt you could drive or fly over here in that amount of time. I'm not joking or trolling, im being dead fucking serious. Do you want the money? If so, wait for my email address tomorrow (I have to make a new email account, and I don't feel like doing it on this iPhone)
I highly doubt you could drive or fly over here in that amount of time. I'm not joking or trolling, im being dead fucking serious. Do you want the money? If so, wait for my email address tomorrow (I have to make a new email account, and I don't feel like doing it on this iPhone)
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,165
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,166
@190,162 (A)
Are you facing a long jail term or terminal illness? Otherwise, take that 20k and move somewhere.
Why do you want to kill yourself? It's not always the best choice. in fact, it's rarely the best choice.
Are you facing a long jail term or terminal illness? Otherwise, take that 20k and move somewhere.
Why do you want to kill yourself? It's not always the best choice. in fact, it's rarely the best choice.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,167
@190,165 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Because I'll end up changing my mind. I don't want to go out in style. I just want to die with someone there to make sure I don't back out. Someone who can give me moral support.
Because I'll end up changing my mind. I don't want to go out in style. I just want to die with someone there to make sure I don't back out. Someone who can give me moral support.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,169
@190,166 (jump?)
I actually do have a court date on Wednesday, but that's not the reason I want to do this. I want to kill myself because nothing brings me joy anymore. Just getting up each day feels like torture. I cannot sleep at night. I just don't feel like going on.
I actually do have a court date on Wednesday, but that's not the reason I want to do this. I want to kill myself because nothing brings me joy anymore. Just getting up each day feels like torture. I cannot sleep at night. I just don't feel like going on.
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,170
@190,167 (A)
Then it sounds like you have second thoughts. Don't kill yourself unless you're sure it's the best thing. You sound unsure.
That 20k is enough to get a completely new life, btw
Then it sounds like you have second thoughts. Don't kill yourself unless you're sure it's the best thing. You sound unsure.
That 20k is enough to get a completely new life, btw
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Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,172
@190,165 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
@190,166 (jump?)
Are you two trying to cost me twenty fucking grand?
@190,167 (A)
No, you definately don't want to do that, you might end up appreciating life. Life fucking sucks and will never get better. I await your e-mail, you worthless jerk.
@190,166 (jump?)
Are you two trying to cost me twenty fucking grand?
@190,167 (A)
No, you definately don't want to do that, you might end up appreciating life. Life fucking sucks and will never get better. I await your e-mail, you worthless jerk.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,179
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,181
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,182
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,184
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,186
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,187
@190,182 (K)
No, it's for stupid trivial bullshit that my lawyer can get me out of. It's completely unrelated to me wanting to kill myself.
No, it's for stupid trivial bullshit that my lawyer can get me out of. It's completely unrelated to me wanting to kill myself.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,189
@190,186 (jump?)
> Ok. I don't think anonymous k is serious
Well will you please do it then? Please, 20k to help someone not to suffer.
> Ok. I don't think anonymous k is serious
Well will you please do it then? Please, 20k to help someone not to suffer.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,190
@previous (A)
jump won't help you, he'll just talk you out of it. Or try to. You want my help. Where will I be flying to?
jump won't help you, he'll just talk you out of it. Or try to. You want my help. Where will I be flying to?
FatGreen !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,254
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,257
@previous (FatGreen !6PPj7P5Iag)
This isn't about you, and that's part of my schtick, so please stop.
This isn't about you, and that's part of my schtick, so please stop.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,261
I never got why people would kill themselves.
So if you die, you obviously don't give a shit. Like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a FUCK about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a shit about.
So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the mother fucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck everything man the world is your oyster.
Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona or Rome or Berlin, hit the bars, band some chicks. STD's who fucking gives a shit?
And then when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause I've seen how beautiful the world really is...
So if you die, you obviously don't give a shit. Like, about anyone. 'cause if there is anyone who loves you, you don't give a FUCK about them, or hurting them, and if there's not, there's no one to give a shit about.
So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the mother fucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck everything man the world is your oyster.
Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona or Rome or Berlin, hit the bars, band some chicks. STD's who fucking gives a shit?
And then when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause I've seen how beautiful the world really is...
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,268
Gee, thanks Google! My phone just happened to be closer than my pills right then, and now I'm an unemployed mediocre chump under heavy surveillance!jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,279
@OP
Btw, I agree with you totally. It's mostly that same copypasta I wont fucking read.
Btw, I agree with you totally. It's mostly that same copypasta I wont fucking read.
FatGreen !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,283
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,292
@previous (FatGreen !6PPj7P5Iag)
What the fuck did I just tell you? Do you have fucking wax in your ear? Is there wax in your ears slamming it doggy style?
What is your problem, son?
What the fuck did I just tell you? Do you have fucking wax in your ear? Is there wax in your ears slamming it doggy style?
What is your problem, son?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,294
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,298
@190,261 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
If someone I loved was suffering, I would want nothing more than their suffering to end. I find the selfish comfort of knowing someone is alive far less important than the suffering that encompasses the every waking hour of the person suffering.
Its bad enough for someone to want to end their life because they've realized thats the only reaslistic to end the suffering, it's cruel to add guilt on to that.
It's hard to lose someone you love, but I think there are situations where people need to understand that a body knows what's best for them. No one knows all, so we have to accept the unknown must be quite important.
I should be able to say goodbye, but I can't. It sucks. It's cruel I'm forced to make it a surprise. It's cruel there isn't an easy humane option with medical support.
> So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the mother fucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck everything man the world is your oyster.
> Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona or Rome or Berlin, hit the bars, band some chicks. STD's who fucking gives a shit?
> And then when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause I've seen how beautiful the world really is.
This is absolute fantasy.
If someone I loved was suffering, I would want nothing more than their suffering to end. I find the selfish comfort of knowing someone is alive far less important than the suffering that encompasses the every waking hour of the person suffering.
Its bad enough for someone to want to end their life because they've realized thats the only reaslistic to end the suffering, it's cruel to add guilt on to that.
It's hard to lose someone you love, but I think there are situations where people need to understand that a body knows what's best for them. No one knows all, so we have to accept the unknown must be quite important.
I should be able to say goodbye, but I can't. It sucks. It's cruel I'm forced to make it a surprise. It's cruel there isn't an easy humane option with medical support.
> So instead of killing yourself why don't you just get the fuck out? Leave the basement, leave your house, leave the mother fucking country. Go on an adventure. Spend your time doing something awesome, like tracking down some terrorists. Go be James Bond. Go fuck up a shark with a harpoon. Danger? Fuck that, you were going up against 100% death rate before, you're being safe now. Fuck everything man the world is your oyster.
> Sometimes I wish I was suicidal. I'd pull the barrel out of my mouth and point it in the air, start a revolution, LIVE. Move to Barcelona or Rome or Berlin, hit the bars, band some chicks. STD's who fucking gives a shit?
> And then when I'm done, maybe I wouldn't want to kill myself, 'cause I've seen how beautiful the world really is.
This is absolute fantasy.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,299
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,300
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
To someone who is lost and feeling down, I would agree.
To someone who's existence is suffering, I disagree.
To someone who is lost and feeling down, I would agree.
To someone who's existence is suffering, I disagree.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,301
@190,294 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It's my favourite :)
@190,298 (jump?)
It's pasta. I largely agree with what you just said. Though, the medical support should be as difficult to get as transgender support is now, to prevent people from changing their mind after and wishing they hadn't killed themselves.
It's my favourite :)
@190,298 (jump?)
It's pasta. I largely agree with what you just said. Though, the medical support should be as difficult to get as transgender support is now, to prevent people from changing their mind after and wishing they hadn't killed themselves.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,302
Potassium cyanide.
Buy it in a Jewelry Store.
Buy it in a Jewelry Store.
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,309
@previous (T)
wouldnt that be terribly painful? i have no idea, but it sounds dreadfully painful. just googled it. apparently, its extremely quick, but likely unpleasant.
Its very popular for quick, certain death.
Its very popular for quick, certain death.
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Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,311
@previous (jump?)
Not really. With a high enough dosage, unconsciousness within 30 seconds, death is in less than 5 minutes.
Not really. With a high enough dosage, unconsciousness within 30 seconds, death is in less than 5 minutes.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,312
In all seriousness, drowning only takes a minute, and unless you have a heart attack from fear, it's entirely painless. Just swim into the ocean and don't turn back. Works quicker if you're less fit, obviously.
FatGreen !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,313
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,320
Hey OP, i'm on my mobile. Are you ready to get this shit done, or are you going to keep dragging this out and wasting everyone's time? Let's do this OP, i'm ready.
vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,324
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #190,341
Hey, OP! Where you at, dawg? Yo, you didn't... You didn't kill yourself did you? Aww, motherfucker. God damnit OP! We had a deal! What the fuck?!
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #190,915
The Owl !.PonyTzEbE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,031
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,038
@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
> Drowning itself is quick and silent, although it may be preceded by distress which is more visible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning
Mm, okay, I misremembered. At least it's quick.
> Drowning itself is quick and silent, although it may be preceded by distress which is more visible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowning
Mm, okay, I misremembered. At least it's quick.
The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,040
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,046
The Owl !.PonyTzEbE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,047
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #191,048
@previous (The Owl !.PonyTzEbE)
Everything we fear, ultimately, is death. Any other fear has death at its bottom layer.
Everything we fear, ultimately, is death. Any other fear has death at its bottom layer.