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Topic: How do I get a young girlfriend?

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #106,061

I'm 26 and I just started back at community college. There are some cuties in my classes but I'm afraid of being a creepy older guy. I've always heard women like older men, but they like them because those men are more mature and have more money, and I have neither of those things. Help fora.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,192,012

Easy! Go to Mexico.

It’s a short flight, the girls there are used to making $20 a day, and catholic culture means most want to be a housewife.

Bonus: If you go after 18 year olds the other guys will stay back because this is considered advanced maternal age in Mexican culture.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,019

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JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,020

@previous (C)
How much you wanna bet he's got that shit on his phone?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,021

@previous (JIM)
Calling conservatives closeted gays is homophobic, and erases the optessive role of straight hegemony you fucking pig.

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,022

@previous (C)
> obtessive

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,024

@previous (JIM)
mgger

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,045

Thailand. Lots of young girls looking for a phaw phaw to get them out of that shithole.

chickennn !YbHeIMI.GY joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,047

@1,192,020 (JIM)
research for his program on FOX. it's a tax write-off, too

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,052

If we unbanned Syntax you could find out how to get three younger girlfriends

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,064

When I was chatting with Filipino women many of them were 30 years younger. Because I experience shame I just can't go there, I turned down chats with young hotties. OP, go to the Philippines and get yourself a 20 year old girlfriend. Do NOT get one with children, specifically ask her "how many times have you been pregnant?". She may lie about children but that question is likely to cut through the lies.

There are a number of YouTube channels with a young hottie and an old geezer. Specifically Reekay Life Beyond The Sea and Philippine Dreams. Both are engaged/married to women young enough to be their daughters.

Good luck buddy.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 10 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,166

@previous (G)
Why were you chatting with young Filipino women?

Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,169

@previous (H)

Because they started chatting with me first.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,174

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,177

If you can't get a woman your near own age to date you, it's because your life is a fuckup and you should work on fixing that instead of trying to sleep with a much younger woman, in my professional opinion.

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,180

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
All the women my age are single moms, and my life is kinda fucked up right now, so by the time I get it together there will be even more single moms. Time is running out for me to find a childless woman.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,184

> If you can't get a woman your near own age to date you

Celebs and the rich must be really undesireable because they bed women in their 20s so often.

Everyone knows younger women have more men hitting on them, so how could standards be lower to get those women?

The point of this line is to push men to date women their own age by appealing to their pride, but that only works if they believe older women are harder to get.

Half of women are completely infertile by age 40, yet you are claiming 40 year old men prefer these women to a 20 year old who is much more likely to produce offspring?

Liberals will vehemently deny Darwinian pressures affect human mating behavior, yet make it a point of pride that they do believe in evolution 🤔

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,185

@previous (K)
U w0t m8.

Chris Hansen joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,187

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Why don't you have a seat...

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,188

@previous (Chris Hansen)
I had no intent to have sex with her. I carry condoms and wine coolers with me at all times.

Anonymous K replied with this 3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,189

@1,192,185 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Men want younger women because they are more fertile, not because they are unable to get older less fecund mates.

Chris Hansen replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,190

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Have a cookie...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,193

@1,192,189 (K)
If he cums repeatedly in a 26 year old she will also get pregnant. Women do not get all their eggs sucked out of them at age 22. What are you talking about?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,195

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A Christmas-Cake-Woman might birth something with a heartbeat, but the genetic integrity of aged ova will mean Jim sacrificies his resources to an even more severly autistic child who is unlikely to have children of their own.

Having children who do not produce grandchildren is the end of your genetic line, and from an evolutionary viewpoint no different than if Jim had hurled himself off a bridge. Both result in genetic death.

If Jim could get it up for such a hag, he would inherit that attraction from his ancestors who would have not kept the line going to his point anyway- a nonsense hypothetical contradiction.

Like all men, he must be attracted to women who can keep the line going, thats an inevitable result of natural selection.

Exceptions to the rule exist as a matter of chance mutation, or extreme cultural pressures (i.e. queers) both of which exterminate themselves in a generation.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,196

@previous (M)
I am saying this respectfully, but you seem like the kind of adult man who is not allowed within 500 feet of a school.

Anonymous L replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,197

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

He's obviously an expert!
Can't you tell by that long-winded, rambling response?

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,199

@1,192,196 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you believe evolution applies to all creatures including humans then you are on the sex offender registry.

If you get consent, and date fully grown adults then you cannot believe evolution is real.

Anonymous M double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,200

Externally hosted imageLeonardo DiCaprio is unable to find a woman his age.

Being attracted to women who finished growing years ago, and finished sex ed 10 years ago is exactly the same as being attracted to prepubescents who have no secondary sexual traits.

Chris Hansen replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,202

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Nice projection, nonce.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,204

@previous (Chris Hansen)
Projection is attributing a trait I have onto someone else.

What trait did I attribute to anyone?

Anonymous L replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,205

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Projecting your pedophilia onto responsible adults who sleep with mature women.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,208

@previous (L)
Attraction to fully grown adults is not pedophilia.

Pedophilia is attraction to people who have not finished puberty.

Anonymous L replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,209

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> Being attracted to women who finished growing years ago, and finished sex ed 10 years ago is exactly the same as being attracted to prepubescents who have no secondary sexual traits.

Nice backpedaling.
Take yer meds.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,210

@previous (L)
k

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,214

@1,192,188 (JIM)

> I carry condoms and wine coolers with me at all times.

> I had no intent to have sex with her.

What was the plan? Help her with her homework? Take her shopping for school supplies?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,229

What do you have to offer?

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,249

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm quite personable once you get to know me. I've got a devilish sense of humor if we vibe. I am working towards building an actual life for myself, so she would be investing in the potential of me rather than what I presently offer. I'm of the firm belief that most women mature faster than most men, so a 26-year-old guy is more on the level of a 22-year-old girl as far as emotional maturity goes. But me, I'm a burnout that has failed considerably at life thus far, so I'm emotionally on the level of a 19-year-old.

It makes sense in my head.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,256

@previous (JIM)
I dont feel like you'd make a loyal partner

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,467

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's a fair statement and I'm curious why.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,486

@previous (JIM)
Because you asked your last partner for an open relationship Because you felt you had a "sure thing", which was a woman to fuck

shelly joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,502

why are there so many single mothers in their 20s these days where was the contraception in the 2010s
thanks Obama

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,517

How young are we talking about?

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,525

@1,192,486 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't think I ever said anything about that.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,526

@previous (JIM)
Yes you fucking did

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,192,535

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
My apologies, I misunderstood. We weren't in a relationship when I suggested seeing other people. We were in that "post-breakup but still fucking and hanging out" phase.
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