Topic: Getting HARD with Harlot: A how 2 guide 4 eliminating ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION in 3 ez steps, & 1 hard 1
Harlot started this discussion 3 years ago#105,988
Step 1: Don't. Just don't what ever you're thinking, nope. Don't even. Just stop. What do you think is going to happen? It going to fall off in your sleep and you'll never get another chance to do what you're thinking about?
no. Dipshit. LEAVE IT ALONE you obsessive compulsive maniac. Executive function much? Have some impulse control, would you? Like, skip a day, fucktard.
Step 2: Did you make it? Was yesterday THAT terrible? Did you make good use of the 3 extra hours you had? No? Well, guess what, step 2: Find a hobby, nitwit. Repeat steps 1-2 until you have a time sink that doesn't involve porn. Yup. NO PORN NOW EITHER, oh, let me guess you quit now huh? And that's why ur here right now and not knuckle deep in poon with erectile function classed as quartz/diamond. Yup, I said it. U can't go a day without one and another without two, you won't be happy with a woman, that's for sure. Pair up for the circle jerk and getfo. Or see you tomorrow for step 3.
Step 3: Let me guess. U woke up and couldn't help yourself. You forgot it did that every morning of your life until you don't know how long ago its been since you didn't. If you're weak, fuck off to step 1. You're not ready for ladies.
If you're strong like a man with SOME GOD DAMN SELF CONTROL AND SHOWED RESTRAINT? good God damned job, my friend. You keep it up, and you'll keep it up. That's a Harlot guarantee. Ur a man, now be a man, keep it up and go find a lady. The pheremones alone will draw their attention. If u keep it up, they will notice, because your compulsion will be fixated on them, and not how many times a day can you break off 3 minutes. Imagine that. If every time you failed step one, you went to actively look for gal pal. You'd have an embarrassment of poonani and not in ur pantaloons. Get fucked, or repeat steps as needed.
Thats it. Easier than quitting drinking. Just 3 steps. But your higher power, that's you man.
Be a God. Dont beat off. Dont believe me?
Have you ever tried not to to see what happens. Or is it all day, every day, as often as you can spare a few minutes.
Don't lie, I don't care what your answer is. This is between YOU and YOUR dick. Be honest with your cock, or you'll end up lying alone.
If this doesn't work, and it will, stop playing and actually do it, for real. Bet.
Harlot (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,191,200
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