Topic: Classic squeegee: Reruns of the best of squeegee

Harlot started this discussion 4 years ago #105,985

http://minichan.net/topic/53005

oh wow, squeegee sure has gotten WEIRD lately. so changed and different from original classic AWESOME as hell squeegee.

Harlot (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,191,114

what a normal thread and non weirdo conclusion. totally not normal anymore tho.

Harlot (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,119

I wonder where all the quibbling remonstrance was back then? Oh, its right there in the classic squeegee thread. Nothing has changed, except for the extra ululating and outrage from old people.

Harlot (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,127

ah, squeegee and those narcotics 6.3 years ago. Of course, squeegee looooves drugs, so. No shocker there.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,140

So I use to think Eco was an obnoxious fuck.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,144

Lemme guess. Becky pm'd you too

Harlot (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,149

@previous (C)
All the time. Good, she really wants my babies, but I told her, $500. Or no deal.

Harlot (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,169

Harlot (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,170

wtf???

Harlot (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,171

jesus christ, the fuck is wrong with u people? I have problems? WOW. thats hilarious. really.

Harlot (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,172

the worst of squeegee is better than the best of minichan.

not u tho. ur cool. I'm talking about.... YOU. u sick fuck.
again, the others, y'all are cool.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,179

I bet OP, and his gang of men who peaked in high school, were expecting their months of obsession to be greeted with praise and not scorn.

Harlot (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,186

@previous (D)
Lol. Oh wow, wait till the hive mind gets to the fan club thread. I have a Fanclub on Facebook too. Again, I was invited by fans, idk what to tell you, Multimind. Oh yeah, shhhhuck, schluuuurp, nom nom nom

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,193

@previous (Harlot)
> Hive mind
This site has like 10 users

Harlot (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,209

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Harlot (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,210

@1,191,193 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Harlot (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,211

@1,191,193 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Harlot (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,213

@1,191,193 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Harlot (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 years ago, 29 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,214

@1,191,193 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,216

What's your point retard?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,218

u wot m8

Harlot joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 42 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,219

@1,191,213 (Harlot)
bro pls

Anonymous F replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,223

This is like when they removed Coca-Cola from the market and released NEW COkE. After the backlash from the fora, Buni will have to acquiesce and release Squeegee Classic, the one we all knew and loved

Harlot (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,253

@1,191,216 (F)
the hivemind is, and always was. y'all have forgotten how deep the roots go for every person's here. including an hivemind. the oldest contiguous entity lurking this place. it birthed anonymous Charlie, who was bookshelf, and also was floorboard. one was a beloved legendary hero, another an irritating and incessant annoyance, and the last a namefag of no particular memorable quality. and the hivemind spanned several boards, and each of the personas found places and people. anonymous Charlie here, bookshelf tinychan, floorboard LA ghouls, and bounced around as decided by hivemind and found usefulness or uselessness by entertainment value or boredom. they merged and prior affectations fell off. and squeegee resulted. the most popular, nihilistic, histrionic, self centered, flippant, self-deprecating and arrogant narcissist shit poster and genius expression of half-assed ambivalence... you see where I'm going with this. squeegee was everything to everyone and nothing to anyone. a lazily photoshopped single image... with more personality than the person behind the image. nick.

hi.

who was just another meaningless persona to me. and like squeegee, nick is gone too.

Nicolette Partita Rowanessa Squeegette Buni Ella Elspeth Pasquelana Macaroni Isolde LeHarlot. no more nick names. I am all things. Victory of the people a woman fallen into prostitution the little redhead swept away by self loathing she was chosen by God for rebirth in the land where feudal lords reign confined by solitude many relationships in herself.

I'm here for me, sugar. not for you, bud. I can never be less, only more. always extra. i am huge. when i do things people consume me, insatiably, and you think i don't know it? you think you knew me, you think you know me, both so completely and thoroughly, intimately, that you LOVED me, and you mourn for what i meant to you. that's so sweet. my puppet was a cherished and beloved figure, that was nothing to me. i was bored with it. victory of the people, a woman consumed by desire, the little redhead swept away self satisfaction she was chosen by god in lands ruled by no one deserving, isolated, lusted after. victory of the people, it is to consume me, completely. and so I Phoenix. myself removed, my whims, her destiny God grants, where those would control me, if not for myself, only ever consume victory. I am wanted for who I am, forgot it. you can't handle me if I can't handle her.

Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,257

Nickalollyoff?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,289

Are you self-medicating?

shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,292

Anonymous F replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,315

@1,191,253 (Harlot)
k

Harlot (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,340

@1,191,257 (C)
yea

Harlot (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,341

@1,191,289 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
No.

Wait, with prescription drugs or street drugs?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,576

Totally normal, healthy and sane behavior.

Anonymous F replied with this 4 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,577

@previous (H)
it's a classic though

❤ Harlot ❤ (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,586

@1,191,576 (H)
...posted the chan user anonymously. I'm sure you understand that ur not posting on chans and fooling anyone into thinking you are normal, sane or healthy. If you actually think you are by comparison, or think implying I'm not convinces anyone of a disparity, lol.
Wishful thinking, you dweeb. Nice try tho, it probably work fine on most people.
Unless they're IRL people. Believe me, they know ur none of those things.

Now, reply "ok" in that fake dismissive and flippant way anons reply when they try to act like I'm wrong and they dont care what I say.
"pssh, whatever, you don't know me," they said under their breath as they kick a rock down the road, "I'll set you cat on fire bitch," the little psychopath knew was the truth.

Anonymous H replied with this 4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,591

@previous (❤ Harlot ❤)
Do DMT.

❤ Harlot ❤ (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,607

@previous (H)
No

Anonymous F replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,633

@1,191,586 (❤ Harlot ❤)
better to be anon than to maintain a namefag persona and then use the "I wAs OnLy TrOLlInG! RotFlMaO, NOTHING IS REAL" when someone points out you were worse than them 12 years ago in response to your dredging up of shitposts... oh wait, i've repeated myself

❤ Harlot ❤ (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,685

@previous (F)
Lol. Citation for any of that?

❤ Harlot ❤ (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,689

@1,191,633 (F)
Oh, I see what you're implying. How does your line of reasoning work? You're not really connecting the dots.

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