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Topic: Why won't women have sex with me?

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #105,961

I matched with a girl on hinge, she's in an open relationship and we got to talking. Seemed to vibe well. Then she ghosted me.

I also snapped this girl I fucked back in January (my last lay) and tried to bootycall her but she said that the thought of sex makes her physically sick because she's having a major anxiety attack.

Why can't I get laid? I'm losing my mind.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 38 seconds later[^] [v] #1,190,732

Are you attractive?

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,733

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I consider myself average but I've definitely got some good features. I have a good haircut, very bold eyes and I get complimented on my eyelashes quite a bit. Nice smile too. Some tattoos and some facial piercings that make me look slightly alt-normie.

Dr. Chattanooga !q73styMLC. joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,738

Externally hosted image@previous (JIM)

Upgrade to Grindr.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,740

@1,190,733 (JIM)
Send me a pic and I'll give you ways to improve

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,742

It’s not that hard, lower your standards.

Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,743

I would recommend getting rid of the facial piercings and shaving your gross half filled goatee.

Stop wearing beanies and nerdy square shaped glasses. It’s not 2011 anymore the hipster look is dead unless you want a 33 year old white lady with a lip ring and herpes who has tried meth “just once”

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,744

Go for fat girls. They're a sure thing, and they have lots of love to give.

JIM (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,747

@previous (E)
Both of these girls are fat girls.

@1,190,742 (D)
My standards are as low as they can possibly get without resorting to fucking trashy Walmart-dwelling stank puss women.

@1,190,743 (D)
I only have a septum piercing and an industrial, and they're both kinda small. I have a full beard, never wear beanies, and never wear glasses.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,752

You know that space outside your front door? Apparently it's called "the outside world". Go there, practice speaking to women and maybe you'll get a girlfriend that way.

Anonymous F double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,753

Oh you have nose piercings? Ah yes, that explains your inability to get pussy.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,190,756

Women are sweet
And girls are honey
But beat your meat
And save your money

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