Topic: The "turn me straight" challenge.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk started this discussion 15 years ago #10,584

Here's the rules:
You can post one picture, and one picture only.
Post the hottest picture of the hottest female you know.
Nude or clothed doesn't matter.
She should be over 18.

Go.

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #188,531

> Post the hottest picture of the hottest female you know.
Do I have to know them personally?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,533

inb4 squa-
Too late.

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,536

@previous (C)

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,537

@188,531 (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)
No no, any female.

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,543

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
you lose :')

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,548

I do not believe that the best way to make you straight is to post hot girls. Instead, grotesque males should be posted, in order to turn you away from them.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,550

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Do you happen to have a folder of grotesque males on your computer?

inb4 depressionman reaction images

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,551

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Haha, but I don't have sexy ladies either. I only like cute things...

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,554

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
What's in your cute things folder?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,556

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Anime pictures and cats, mostly...

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,557

@188,536 (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,558

@OP
how bout the blonde girl in this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDikI2hTtk

@previous (C)
no

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,559

Sorry, the posting of Child Pornography is not allowed on here.

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,562

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
> She should be over 18.
... ... ...

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,564

@previous (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)
> Homestar
> implying

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,565

@188,558 (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,566

And I'm out again...

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,568

@188,564 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
@188,565 (C)
wtfisgoingonhere

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,569

@previous (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,570

@previous (C)

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,571

@previous (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,572

@previous (C)

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,581

@188,564 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Seriously, <18 girls do nothing for me.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,582

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Not even "daw"s?

Wait,are you saying >18 girls work for you? Doesn't that mean you aren't gay o.O

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,585

@188,581 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Just <18 boys then?

TrollBuster3000 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,588

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)

this

something is wrong with this picture

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,589

Not posting 'the hottest' but a girl who I actually know and i think is very attractive.

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,590

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,593

@188,582 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
No, I don't like little girls at all. I can't find them "d'aww", let alone hot. I just find them... annoying.
I find some 18-30ish girls hot (like in the OP), but I much prefer guys.
It's been a long time since I was with a girl and I wouldn't mind trying it again.

@188,585 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Yeah... my AOA definitely goes lower for guys.

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,595

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)

wtf man wtf how are little girls not the epitome of d'awwww

I can understand not finding them hot but I can NOT understand not finding them cute

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,596

@previous (TrollBuster3000)
I just don't :/
Though... when I was a kid, I remember thinking Stephanie on Full House was hot. lol

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,597

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)

I don't find babies cute and a lot of people say they do... I don't believe them though. Babies are ugly. Baby animals are cute though. Baby animals are nothing like human babies though. Baby animals are more like human children stage of development.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,600

Anonymous I double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,601

Anonymous I triple-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,602

Anonymous I quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,603

jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,622

the most gorgeous woman to ever leave a vagina.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,626

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,628

> expect Carebear
> receive Homestar

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,651

the patient was equipped with a three-button self-stimulating transistorized device... The three buttons... were attached to electrodes in the various deep [brain] sites, and the patient was free to stimulate any of these three sites as he chose... He was permitted to wear the device for 3 hours at a time: on one occasion he stimulated his septal region 1,200 times, on another occasion 1,500 times, and on a third occasion 900 times. He protested each time the unit was taken from him, pleading to self-stimulate just a few more times... the patient reported feelings of pleasure, alertness, and warmth (goodwill); he had feelings of sexual arousal and described a compulsion to masturbate...

One aspect of the total treatment program for this patient was to explore the possibility of altering his sexual orientation through electrical stimulation of pleasure sites of the brain. As indicated in the history, his interests, contacts, and fantasies were exclusively homosexual; heterosexual activities were repugnant to him.

A twenty-one-year-old female prostitute agreed, after being told the circumstances, to spend time with the patient in a specially prepared laboratory.

Pleasure and brain activity in man. Deep and surface electroencephalograms during orgasm.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,761

@188,596 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Fuckin' lol'd. Little girls are annoying. I hate kids and babies. Just sayin'. I like cat girls but I can't find them sexually attractive.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,779

@188,566 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
YOU'RE ALIVE

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,780

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,823

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
he said turn him straight not give him nightmares

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,831

@188,626 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Where's the dick?

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,834

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
> yfw you noticed what the imgur link says in @188,626 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,837

@previous (R)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,839

@188,780 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,841

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
:3

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,866

@188,593 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
I'm sorry, I just can't understand you. We can be friends, but it will be an awkward friendship where I secretly think you're weird. Homosexuality I'm fine with, but not liking little girls? I don't even..

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,867

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> Homosexuality I'm fine with, but not liking little girls?
you seriously best be trolling.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,869

Retarded thread is retarded. Congrats.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,872

@188,867 (R)
Me? Never! Oh, I don't mean sexually. I don't like anything sexually (though I understand why people do). What I don't understand is how someone doesn't look at a little girl and think "naww :3"

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,874

what the fuck is with aussies/kiwis and pedophilia

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,875

@previous (R)
peÂ·doÂ·philÂ·iÂ·a/ËŒpedÉ™ËˆfilÄ“É™/
Noun: Sexual feelings directed toward children.

> I don't like anything sexually

Thus, I am not a pedophile, in the manner that the word is used in today's society.

Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,876

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
shut up creeper

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,889

@OP

This may not turn you straight, but it will turn you off guys.

Ewww

!NHpYSS45yU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,954

I find both cute.
Just saiyan.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,058

@188,872 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Really? You're asexual?

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,071

Alright, OP. Here you go. If you don't want to bury your dick inside this, then you're gay. Deal with it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,073

@previous (X)
I'd definitely take her out to a nice dinner and call her back for a second date.

Anonymous X replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,074

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, she's not even hot.

Anonymous X double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,075

You seeing this, OP? You straight yet?

Anonymous X triple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,076

Still, no? yes, maybe?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous X quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,077

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,078

@189,074 (X)
Wow! That other girl is a total fucking ugly slut. THIS is the girl I would take on at least 2 dates (if she also had a charming personality).

Anonymous X replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,080

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She could have the personality of depressionman and I'd still introduce her to my mother.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,084

@189,071 (X)
@189,077 (X)
She appears to have a small, weird vulva.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,090

This will turn you straight :D

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,091

@previous (B)
Those penises are fucking weird looking. No thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,093

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
they're just big?

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,094

@189,090 (B)
lol already had that pic.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,096

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
did it work? :3

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,097

@previous (B)
I have that video too. :O

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,099

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
:-/

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,101

@previous (B)
One for you:
http://itswhatmakesmehorny.tumblr.com/post/6631278632/extremely-hot-self-suck-boy-talks-to-his-supposed

And yes, he appears to be sucking his own dick to impress his girlfriend.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,102

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
thanks :3

i wish i could do that :-(

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,103

Anonymous B triple-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,104

Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,105

Anonymous B quintuple-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,106

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,107

@189,104 (B)
CFNM is so hot.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,108

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)

Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #189,109

@OP
http://www.mediafire.com/?r171p67y74qw5zg

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,122

@189,058 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Verily so.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,128

Anonymous Z-2 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,129

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,211

@188,597 (TrollBuster3000)
I don't think that babies start to look cute until they reach the age that they can hold up their own heads.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,218

http://99chan.org/b/src/131320196158.jpg

Oh hey wait a sec.

@OP, why do you want to be turned straight.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,219

@189,104 (B)
Jesus christ that's hot.

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,401

@189,211 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

At the very least. I guess they say cute things at that age.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,482

@189,122 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Does it bug you, being asexual? Does it mean you don't jerk off at all, or just a lot less than the average guy?

@189,218 (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
Sometimes it's annoying not being into what most people seem to like. I think being totally bi would be cool.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,498

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Not really. I mean, it doesn't upset me. I do masturbate, but there isn't anything that really works as stimulus, it's more just to clear the buildup, I guess? Once or twice a week, max.

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,547

Come at me bro.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,559

I want to fuck women

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,566

@189,547 (!ocurburUbk)
You need to be turned straight too?

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,622

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)

YES plase

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,626

@189,547 (!ocurburUbk)
You are impossibly gay. No one can ever turn you straight.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,628

@189,622 (TrollBuster3000)
what are you
dude or not-dude

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,632

Olivia Wilde, from House

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,633

Reshma Shetty, from Royal pains

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw triple-posted this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,634

@189,632 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)

If these two don't turn you straight, nothing will.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,647

@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)

@189,632 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Too thin
@189,633 (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Too indian

TrollBuster3000 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #189,660

@189,628 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)

damn damn you da bitch

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #189,739

@189,626 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol

!ocurburUbk double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #189,740

@189,647 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
you'd hit it anyways.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #192,049

@189,482 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)

> Sometimes it's annoying not being into what most people seem to like.
You're a moron. And hipster.

Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #192,261

This will give you reason to be Hetro so you can have one like this.

Minichan