Topic: > needing to shit at the grocery store

protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago #10,576

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #188,353

there's no possible way this thread can go wrong.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #188,354

cleanup on aisle 3

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,358

@previous (C)
But that is the frozen isle?!

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,365

@188,353 (B)
Help me, anon B. I'm in line at the register. I'm sweating.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,366

@188,358 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> breakfast bars
> cereal
> coffee

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,368

@188,365 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Just go to the toilet.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,369

@previous (E)
This. Jesus Christ. What do you think people who have to work at grocery stores do?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,372

Use the bathroom there! jeeze AC

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #188,377

@188,368 (E)
@188,369 (F)
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
I worked at a grocery store for three years, in high school. One of those years was spent on cleanup duty, which included the bathrooms. Guise, I've seen and smelled things that could bring a grown man to tears. Grocery store pooping is a non-starter.

Made it home :)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,452

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
wuss

RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,453

Should have plopped a steamer in the lobster tank (does your grocery store have a lobster tank? mine does, and there are never any lobsters in it).

protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,454

@previous (RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw)
Haha, no. Its seafood selection is mediocre. It does have furniture and gardening sections, though :P

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