Topic: REQ: all ur squeegees ITT - hurry!!

Buni started this discussion 4 years ago #105,701

all your squeegee are belong to us

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,187,496

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 36 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,506

lol I love Squeegee!!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,507

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,520

someone shoop a sword into this, fucking microsoft gimped paint. why does ms even exist? they just break stuff and move the start button around like retards

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,521

ugh, nevermind. the fuck is there a margin for MS!?

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,523

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,535

the squeegee with the lobster claws 🦞

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,594

@1,187,523 (D)
oh, yes! that's perfect. good job. great job in fact! that's better than i could have done myself if i had the ability to do that. can you also do a squeegee wearing a.... blue dog costume with floppy ears? you're better than DALL-E. i have access to the full blown version, but it has no idea how to parse squeegee without putting like an actual squeegee in a dog suit. it does look fantastic though. that's why AI will never make true art.

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 55 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,595

i titled that one bravesqueegee

Buni (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,596

whoever shoops the most bestest original squeegee in the next 24 hours wins a free 10 minute phone call in which i will either have a conversation with you consisting of small talk, or, in which either i read a selection of erotic poetry and listen to your heavy breathing, or YOU read me a selection of erotic poetry and listen to MY heavy breathing.
both the winner, and the prize will be selected by me.

there is also an alternate MYSTERY prize that can be chosen with a 50% chance of it being either a picture of a billygoat, or perhaps even $10,000

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Buni (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,610

@1,187,506 (C)
aw, shut up, i love u

Buni (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,614

@1,187,523 (D)
wait... i posted that pic, and then you saw the bump, loaded the page, read my message, downloaded the image, open up shoopMagik, opened the image, removed the margins, found a sword image with transparency (or found the image and removed the background), imported the sword into the squeegee editor, rotated/resized the sword and placed it EXACTLY where i wanted it -EXACTLY at the angle i wanted and EXACTLY at the right height, saved the completed image, came back to the thread, and selected the image AND UPLOADED IT in EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TWENTY-EIGHT SECONDS?

are you for serious? OMG, sugar, YOU ARE HIRED! god dang. it took me like 20 minutes to do the mess of blue highlighter face paint. i gave up on the bullshit sword thing after like 30 minutes of screwing around back and forth between whiteboard and MS paint. AND somehow managed to break it with giant freaking margins.

for real MS, like, wtf are you doing. windows 11 is a shitshow.

BUT ANON YOU ARE MY DANG HERO

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,615

@previous (Buni)

I zoomed in, took a screenshot, cut off excess, slapped sword sticker on image. Thanks.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,616

@previous (D)
idc what you say, you did all that in 1 min 28 seconds and i love you for it

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,617

@previous (Buni)

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,619

@1,187,615 (D)
but you did do all that before i announced the competition, so it doesn't count as an entry and you'll still have to do a new original squeegee to be included in the judging and awarding of prize(s). But, thank you tho! it does look really great and would have been in the running for sure.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,622

@previous (Buni)

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,626

@previous (D)
i still love u tho.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,628

@previous (Buni)

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,632

@previous (D)
u can tell me if u want

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,690

u know, if y'all would focus on the squeegee contest then you could win and talk to me on the phone and find out what i'm like when i'm not behind a keyboard. meth, no meth, girl, no girl, real, fake, troll, or 4 real

but no y'all just wanna be wrong on the internet.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,702

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,711

@previous (D)
and we have entry number 1. jigasqueegee

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,187,938

Anonymous E replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,017

@OP

I gave you a makeover

Anonymous E double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,030

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,061

hmmm

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,062

i really like the deadpool one and jigasqueegee a lot...

Buni (OP) triple-posted this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,063

but transqueegee and transqueegeessionism are both good too...

Buni (OP) quadruple-posted this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,064

and the winner is.....

oh wow. a 3 way tie. that's amazing

Buni (OP) quintuple-posted this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,065

choose your prize either:
dealers choice
or the
???MYSTERYBOX???

Buni (OP) sextuple-posted this 4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,102

announcing a new contest! the last one went so marginally acceptable

same as before, but 10X the prizes and this contest will run for 1 week!

shelly joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,111

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,115

@1,188,065 (Buni)

Can I give my call to Kook? If not, mysterybox!

Anonymous D double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,131

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,134

@1,188,115 (D)
brie! hai. oh, sure that's fine. let me roll the dice to see which prize she gets.

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,136

@1,188,131 (D)
oh boy! she can read erotic poems to me for ten minutes while i breathe heavily in her ear. Quality prize brie :)

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,137

@1,188,134 (Buni)

I am not the person you refer to as "brie". Thanks. She gets a phone call with you, or I get a mystery box.

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,138

@1,188,131 (D)
oh, AND and entry in next weeks contest. nice

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,139

@1,188,137 (D)
who the F are you?

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,140

@previous (Buni)

I always have been and always will until the end. Thanks. Tnx. T.Hanks.

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,142

@previous (D)
oh, it's you. why dont you call me AND kook can call me also, idc. i posted my number

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,143

like, i mean this isn't some super official contest or anything with rules

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,146

@1,188,142 (Buni)

That sounds like I still am owed one (1) mysterybox. 🧐

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,151

@previous (D)
okay. hold on let me open one

Buni (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,153

@1,188,146 (D)
oh, nice. it's filled with a relaxing floral aroma. neat.

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,154

@previous (Buni)

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,156

@previous (D)
wafting it towards you, wherever you are. would you rather have the billygoat?

Anonymous D replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,159

@previous (Buni)

If it is an actual goat, yes.

Buni (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,161

@previous (D)
you already got the aroma one. sorry. i do have standards

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,165

@1,188,064 (Buni)
Lol mine isn't that great, but I'd take a phone call if you don't mind waiting till I'm not at work or getting ready for work

Anonymous E replied with this 4 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,188,175

@1,188,134 (Buni)
i'm this anon.... my board name is chicken now but nobody will update their dossiers so i just go anon

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