Topic: I'm taking my work crush out for a drink tonight.

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #105,607

And she has tomorrow off.

My night is either going to be pleasant or amazing.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,186,532

Is this the married woman who wasn’t interested in you or another lady?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,547

Inb4 your current girlfriend coincidentally also shows up at the pub, and you need to try to sneak out without her noticing, while also not telling your mistress what's going on.

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Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,555

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That would be mad

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,557

@1,186,547 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Oh, the hijinks that will ensue!

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,560

Just wiped my arse to make sure I'm not leaving skids

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,562

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

Take a shower.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,576

@1,186,560 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
What if she goes through your phone while you're asleep and sees all the pictures you take of you sitting on the crapper taking a shit? How will you explain that away?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,577

@previous (E)
lol

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,715

Gone quiet. Looks like Svet got some tonight.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,716

@previous (E)
He had one too many, puked all over her, then passed out. He's currently sleeping it off next to the dumpster in the alley behind the pub.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,746

@1,186,715 (E)
Yep... I stayed at hers last night and now making my way into work. I'll be late but im a senior manager so I get that right.

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