So when I look at the average poem, chances are that it is morbid and depressing or some wordy bullshit. How does this appeal to an ordinary person. Well it doesn't. So I do a search for "poetry for tough guys". Someone has a blogspot called that. https://poetryfortoughguys.blogspot.com/
Now the poems there have some amusement value but they are meant for kids more or less. Maybe you can write a tough guy poem? Ill try.
Fist in Face
Hey there fuckhead with the fist in your face
Somebody got tired of your shit I see
So now you're eating a ham sandwich
Made of knuckles bitch
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later[^][v]#1,186,399
They Call me the Eco-maniac
Crawlin' through the Carpet for Crumbs of Crack
I'm the sickest in the world
I'll stick it to your girl
As I'm pulling on her curls
The ecstasy unfurls...
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,186,400
I love it when they call me Big Ry-Dawg
I’ll put 3 full clipz through your eye, dog
On tha block that I run
A nigga best have a gun
Because some cats don’t wanna play fair
We like causing a scare
Leave a nigga just gasping for air
Over there
Think I care?
Ya see the Hood Life ain't no joke
Listen folks, if ya don't represent
Then ya gonna get smoked
Doin' tokes
Helps me rhyme and gives me super-powers
So I scour through tha floor
Just lookin' for more
While I'm fuckin' a whore
And then robbing a store
Anonymous B triple-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,186,401
I make more Niggaz laugh than Dave Chapelle
But I make Mothers MADD by drivin’ drunk as Hell
So they threw me in a Cell
My Mama wouldn’t post Bail
So now I’m just sittin’ in ma Room
Wit a bag of shrooms
Watch shit inflate just like Balloons
Motherfuckers call me ‘The Eco’
I got Snatch in San Juan, Peurto Rico
I no longer eat meat though
But I’ll eat Cops, covered in Pico de Gaillo…