Topic: Minichan, I come to you in a time of need.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago #10,555
The wife and I are leaving tomorrow for 10 days of vacation. She’s menstrual and breaking into tears about leaving our 7 pound chihuahua mini-pinscer with my parents.
Yesterday, we planned which toy we would send with him. She just sent me a text asking which blanket we should send with him.
wat do
Yesterday, we planned which toy we would send with him. She just sent me a text asking which blanket we should send with him.
wat do
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #187,956
Be supportive of her emotional needs you fucking insensitive, heartless prick. trollulol
Seriously though, bring her home some chocolate and give her a foot massage. As far as the blanket goes, suggest one. ;)
Seriously though, bring her home some chocolate and give her a foot massage. As far as the blanket goes, suggest one. ;)
vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,957
> chihuahua
> not considering it an accessory
I seriously hope you guys aren't doing this...
> not considering it an accessory
I seriously hope you guys aren't doing this...
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,958
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,959
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Experienced! The best you can hope for is not to get on her bad side, when their emotions are high, best to put your head down and kiss some ass, especially since you're getting ready to leave, the last thing you want is a shitty vacation. I learned these things the hard way my friend.
Experienced! The best you can hope for is not to get on her bad side, when their emotions are high, best to put your head down and kiss some ass, especially since you're getting ready to leave, the last thing you want is a shitty vacation. I learned these things the hard way my friend.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,960
Fly into a murderous rage.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,961
TTEH !FoTTEHByBU replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,962
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,963
Has anyone mentioned raep? If not then @OP raep.
Fats Ferguspam !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,965
Give her a kick in the cunt.
b part start joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,983
Do it right in her face. Flap flap flap.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,989
Kill the chihuahua.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,990
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,991
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,995
Have you considered giving your wife a baby? She will stop worrying so much about the dog.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,996
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,997
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,999
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #188,011
orc !7gWr3FzHdk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,054
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,092
woman and their blood hemorrhages.
jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,167
@previous (!ocurburUbk)
I know, right?
@187,989 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> Kill the chihuahua.
Every ao often, you speak truth.
I know, right?
@187,989 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> Kill the chihuahua.
Every ao often, you speak truth.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,169
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,178
jump? replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #188,190
Why would you put up with this shit? Get rid of the fucking dog if she can't handle her shit. Tell her "I didn't marry an idiot, stop acting like one."
Just be forceful if she tries to start a fight. End it with a firm slap to the face. Just once. Then retire to your study. That's what Sean Connery would do. When a woman is acting silly, you give her a firm slap.
Just be forceful if she tries to start a fight. End it with a firm slap to the face. Just once. Then retire to your study. That's what Sean Connery would do. When a woman is acting silly, you give her a firm slap.