Topic: The most ridiculous line in porn that I have ever seen/heard
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #105,467
It's some old dude, like probably in his late 60s or 70s, getting a BJ from a girl in her 20s. Well, she is grossed out by cum in her mouth (it's amateur, so the performer really is, it's not an act). The old man reaches climax, and as she tries to pull away, he holds her head and pinches her nose, and as he cums, he screams, "Enjoy the asparagus, my dear!"
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,185,333
With all the shtick you make, where do you find time to watch porn?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,334
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,335
Toilet Seat !tr.t4dJfuU double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,336
The question everyone is wondering, or will be now, why are you watching 60 to 70 year old men getting a BJ from a young girl in her 20s? Isn't a girl in her 20s a little high for your desired age range?
Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,340
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,341
@previous (Dr. PhD !q73styMLC.)
Why do you post about people watching videos of other men having their dicks sucked?
Why do you post about people watching videos of other men having their dicks sucked?
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,342
Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,343
Toilet Seat !tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 3 years ago, 6 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,344
@1,185,342 (B)
Its OPenis's dream to slobber on some old guy from California's cock.
OPenis should change his name to SlobberCock.
Its OPenis's dream to slobber on some old guy from California's cock.
OPenis should change his name to SlobberCock.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,345
Dr. PhD !q73styMLC. replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,346
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,347
@previous (Dr. PhD !q73styMLC.)
Why do you go on and on posting about someone who watches videos of an old man spewing his asparagus cum in a girl's mouth?
Why do you go on and on posting about someone who watches videos of an old man spewing his asparagus cum in a girl's mouth?
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,348
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,350
@1,185,347 (A)
> Why are you complaining about why I like watching videos of an old man spewing his asparagus cum in a girl's mouth?
Because you're a disgusting SlobberCock. Do you eat your own asparagus cum pretending you're the 20 something year old girl slobbering on an old man's cock?
> Why are you complaining about why I like watching videos of an old man spewing his asparagus cum in a girl's mouth?
Because you're a disgusting SlobberCock. Do you eat your own asparagus cum pretending you're the 20 something year old girl slobbering on an old man's cock?
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,351
@1,185,348 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
You're supposed to defend your foradaddy! He's gonna want to suck you next for punishment!
You're supposed to defend your foradaddy! He's gonna want to suck you next for punishment!
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,358
WHO'S YOUR GRANDADDY
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,361
The cameraman should just talk over everything then this problem wouldn't happen.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,364
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,369
@previous (A)
Also if they could focus on the man's arse for most of the video that would be great to.
Also if they could focus on the man's arse for most of the video that would be great to.