Topic: Just got a wedding invitation.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #10,543

> Number of Guests 1

feels bad, man.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #187,716

> imposing any1 wud wnana go wid u

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #187,721

@previous (B)
no. that was my answer

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,737

Fuck the bridesmaids.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,740

Fuck the bride.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,746

Fuck the mother of the bride.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,752

Fuck the wedding cake.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,753

@187,746 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Sir, I accept your challenge.

@187,737 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I don't even have someone I can ask to go to the wedding. I do not possess the skills necessary to bed a woman. I have heard that weddings make people fuck, but I have been to weddings. I have seen no fucking. No sucking.

Not even a little hand job. I do not believe it is anything but fiction.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #187,755

@previous (A)
Fuck yes.

Minichan