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Topic: You have a choice of two meals

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #105,382

One made by a gourmet chef, the other is:

* a packet of salami slices
* a tin of peas
* 2 tins of asparagus tips
* a container of pickled gherkins
and you eat all of them out of the containers, no plates needed.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
I'd eat the chef's meal 2 25%
Just give me containers of food 6 75%

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later[^] [v] #1,184,854

Can I rap the peas in the salami?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,855

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

I guess but they'll probably fall out onto your shirt, and they're wet so be careful!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,856

Can I heat up the asparagus?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,859

Depends... who's the chef?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 47 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,860

@previous (D)

A failed food truck owner.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,861

@previous (E)
Will you EVER get Matt out of your mind?

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,864

@previous (F)

> Will you EVER get Matt out of your mind?

I don't see where he mentioned Matt. Lots of food trucks have failed.

Will you ever stop obsessing over Matt?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,865

@previous (D)
We all know what he meant. Seriously, get over him.

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,875

@previous (F)

> We all know what he meant. Seriously, get over him.

What, praytell, did he meant? And why are you so obsessed with defending a known pedo?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,881

@previous (D)

> > We all know what he meant. Seriously, get over him.
>
> And why are you so obsessed with defending a known pedo?

Because he knows it triggers you and you are to fucking retarded to see that.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,883

Gourmet cooking isn't always the best and sometimes it's too bland.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,887

I can't eat that canned shit if it's not even heated

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,888

Sorry, all food has to be room temperature. Them's the rules!

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,889

@previous (A)
So you have to wait for the gourmet chefs meal to be room temperature?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,894

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Oh no. Have it at the temperature that the chef made it at. But if you're eating food from a can, you're not going to worry about heating it.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,899

@previous (A)
Why not?

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,900

@1,184,894 (A)
What if, the person eating the tinned foods is themselves a gourmet chef?

Toilet Seat !tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 3 years ago, 8 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,901

@1,184,894 (A)

> Oh no. Have it at the temperature that the chef made it at. But if you're eating food from a can, you're not going to worry about heating it.

Why didn't you say that to begin with? You can't change the rules in the middle of the game.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,912

@1,184,861 (F)

Are you implying that only M*tt has had a food truck fail? 🤔🤔🤔

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,918

@1,184,881 (G)

> > > We all know what he meant. Seriously, get over him.
> >
> > And why are you so obsessed with defending a known pedo?
>
> Because he knows it triggers you and you are to fucking retarded to see that.

Why are you defending a known pedo? Are you one as well and you guys cover for each other?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,919

All of you shut the fuck up and get a new hobby.
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