Topic: Official Amazing Human Body Facts Theead

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #105,379

kitotp

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #1,184,718

I’ll start.
The human kidney filters over ten million tons of liquid over a lifetime.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,723

The average human sphincter is so strong, it can snap a baseball bat in half.

Pat Crapper joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,725

@previous (A)
I once had a girlfriend who had a vice-like sphincter!! I would anally make love to her and when she would apply a sleeper hold to my penis with her vice-like sphincter my dickhead would go numb.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,727

@previous (Pat Crapper)
Hahaha

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,729

All the veins in your body, if laid out in a single line and stretched, would reach to Mars and back three times!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,730

The average adult goes to the bathroom 17 times per day.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,731

Women’s feet are on average 9 inches longer than men’s.

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,740

there are some amazing facts!

it's a wonder that the human body can hold all those facts

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,741

@previous (boof)
I know! Did you know that the average human body holds over 5,000 liters of water?

boof replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,743

Jeepers!

boof double-posted this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,749

the human cock has a bird-sized brain in the tip

this was only discovered a few miniutes agao!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,775

@1,184,727 (A)

What are chuckling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

mr. wipple replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,778

@previous (E)
You sound retarded. Are you a mongoloid?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,781

@previous (mr. wipple)

Did I strike a nerve, jellyrolls?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,782

@previous (E)
lol whom do you think you are talking to? Do you think that everyone here is the same person? Figures, since you are an Autistic mess.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,785

@previous (A)

A fatty who was upset by my comment to a fatty. Are you implying you're the only walking bucket of mayo and pork fat?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,787

@previous (E)
We all know that you think everyone is the same person. Autism is a hell of a drug.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,788

@previous (A)

Whom do you think you are referring to, you fatty fat fellatio giver?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,798

The average human contains 9 pints of blood, and can lose up to 8.5 without dying.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,804

The human foot alone contains over three thousand bones.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,806

@1,184,788 (E)
Touch grass, tiptoucher.

boof replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,812

We shed one full pound of skin every day

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,814

The average human's skin, if removed and stretched to its fullest, would cover all of North and South America!

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,815

@1,184,806 (A)

You seem mad. Stop being a disgusting bucket of offal, then we'll talk.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,816

@previous (E)
Touch grass, groinbutterer.

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,818

@previous (A)

> You seem mad. Stop being a disgusting bucket of offal, then we'll talk.

mr. wipple replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,826

@1,184,788 (E)

> Whom do you think you are referring to, you fatty fat fellatio giver?

You seem to be getting very flustered now. I've heard this is a trait in mongoloids.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,827

@previous (mr. wipple)
lol

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,830

@1,184,729 (A)
I'm calling bullshit on that one.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,836

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Try it and see for yourself!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,838

Men have one less rib than women!

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,839

@1,184,836 (A)
Virtually impossible at the moment. It's just a theory. It can't be proven at the moment.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,840

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I did, and it worked!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,884

The entire human nervous system, stretched to capacity, would reach to Venus and back 19 times!

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,950

@previous (A)
Bullpark.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,961

Today I learned: the human ear can detect the sound of a buzzing fly at a distance of about 1.3 miles.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,962

@previous (A)
That's still 🐂💩

boof replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,185,002

most of your weight is tiny crabs

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