Topic: Penny Mordaunt for PM!
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 4 years ago #105,295
Finally, a Prime Minister we can jack off to! I only jacked off to Theresa May when she was home secretary and have never jacked off to Boris 😉🤫
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #1,184,036
I read an article about her today. She is desperately insisting that she "isn't woke", because she's previously spoken in favour of trans rights and thinks that will make her less popular in the leadership election. Very gripping stuff.
I hope it goes to one of the boring, relatively inoffensive ones. That's all I want out of this tbh.
I hope it goes to one of the boring, relatively inoffensive ones. That's all I want out of this tbh.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,039
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Haha, no Killer Lettuce. No one had a cheeky one over David Cameron and I'll bet you'll delete this post 😂
Haha, no Killer Lettuce. No one had a cheeky one over David Cameron and I'll bet you'll delete this post 😂
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,040
@1,184,036 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Rishi is standing out as the anti-woke one. The rumours are that he has been working with Cummings for a while. Don't trust him as he seems too devious. Jeremy Hunt and Kemi seem OK.
Rishi is standing out as the anti-woke one. The rumours are that he has been working with Cummings for a while. Don't trust him as he seems too devious. Jeremy Hunt and Kemi seem OK.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,048
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um, Killer Lettuce? You beat off to Boris? what the hell?
um, Killer Lettuce? You beat off to Boris? what the hell?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,131
Mate, you're so grim.
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 31 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,133
I once jacked of to Gordon brown but I was extremely drunk.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,137
@1,184,131 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You're just jelly because you haven't had a President you could jack off to.
You're just jelly because you haven't had a President you could jack off to.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,145
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
> You're just jelly because you haven't had a President you could jack off to.
Kennedy was quite the dish, pre-bullet.
> You're just jelly because you haven't had a President you could jack off to.
Kennedy was quite the dish, pre-bullet.
Green He/Him/His !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,172
Kemi
Necrochick replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,184,173
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,633
Looks like it will be Liz Truss... This will be a tough one but I can do it!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,186,643
I assume they set up a comically large fan in front of her for this photo op.