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Topic: Let's help Erik hook up with this girl at work.

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #105,102

Give me some advice. I absolutely love her

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,182,349

Tell her you'll let her bf fuck you.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,351

Try to find a job that doesn't pay minimum wage.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,354

@1,182,349 (B)
He can't offer something in exchange if it's already happening.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,355

What's with all these insults? I should get more respect around here.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,357

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

Nobody is free from the tyranny of the events page...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,407

Tell her you have a shrine dedicated to her in your closet. Women love a man who is passionate and knows how to work with his hands.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,408

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm pretty much one step away from creating a shrine

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,409

Is this the married one?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,410

@OP

> Give me some advice. I absolutely love her

As the famed lothario Bert once said, sometimes a man has to go the extra mile to show a lady he means business. Have you considered threatening to rape her?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,411

Externally hosted image@previous (F)

recognize..

yep..

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 59 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,421

@1,182,409 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
She was engaged but split up with her boyfriend months ago. We went on a sort of date which involved me taking her to dinner and she told me she wasn't looking for anything right now.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,422

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

Enter bf, stage left.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,426

You are the boss of her, right? Walk into her office and say, "Let's go out tonight. If you refuse, I'll fire you." Guaranteed to work great.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,433

@1,182,421 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Oh that's right! Well, maybe look for local things like a show or something you'd probably enjoy but also make sure it's something she'd enjoy, so you can sell her on the idea, idk basically be yourself and try to slowly woo her, by just being open to the idea but not making that the overt plan

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,434

Oh and break up with your current girlfriend before anything serious happens, she wouldn't want to find out she's the other woman if she's recently split from an engagement

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,435

@1,182,426 (G)
I'm not her boss.

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I'm thinking about being open about having a girlfriend so I can close the book on having a chance with her.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,436

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Oh ok, so you don't mind either way, you just want to know if she wants to date you

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,437

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I want to be with her but know she's not interested. I just want to stop thinking about her all the time.

shelly joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,438

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
it's cute to have a Crush and all but don't let it overwhelm you especially if you're down to keep seeing whoever you're seeing. try to close the book on this one and just relegate her to the spank bank bro

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,454

@1,182,437 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Joking aside, don't take advice from people like this: @previous (shelly)

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,456

@1,182,438 (shelly)
I think that's good advice bit I will admit I would probably dump my current girl for my crush even though my current girl treats me like a god and I don't deserve her. I think I'm self destructive when it comes to women.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,478

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
It doesn't sound like being SELF destructive

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,487

@1,182,433 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> basically be yourself

Great advice. "Care for a line of coke? By the way have you ever noticed how black people smell like shit and make our country look dirtier?"

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,492

@previous (J)
Dead Pool's another person, like @1,182,438 (shelly) that I'd be personally cautious of taking advice from myself. Relationship advice, career advice, you name it.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,493

I'd sooner take advice from Fake Anon than these clowns.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,494

@1,182,492 (C)
Dead pool is in a long term relationship and has many good friends

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,495

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Sure. Eye in the beholder and all.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,529

@previous (C)
What else matters in life?
Love, friends, good health, vibrant community

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,538

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No, I agree. If you can't find conventional success, just move the goal posts and declare victory. Can't not argue with that!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,543

@previous (C)
What counts as conventional success?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,545

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What do you think?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,548

@previous (C)
Having a place to live, food to eat, love, family, strong community, good health

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,549

@1,182,411 (B)
bertfield never gets old to me

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,550

@1,182,548 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Sounds like a start, at least.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 50 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,551

@previous (C)
What do you consider success to be?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,553

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Expanded_Maslow%27s_Needs.webp

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,554

@previous (C)
Which are they missing?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,560

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
"Growth needs", and, at the least, the upper part of "Deficiency needs" too. That goes for both ninjj and DeadPool.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,562

@previous (C)
They're the only ones who can be the judge of this as you dont know either well enough

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,566

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Wrong on all counts.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,579

@previous (C)
You ever sent those bitcoin to Ninjj?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,605

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Have you ever not gone off topic?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,606

@previous (C)
I guess that's a no

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,608

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Just as I thought.

shelly replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,636

@1,182,566 (C)
you don't know me at all though you know my shitposts and what I do for work and a couple other superficial details maybe like I have a cat and am single. do u have a crush on me 😚

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,637

@previous (shelly)
How would you possibly know what I do and don't know? Do you know more about what I know than I do?

shelly replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,648

@previous (C)
yeah lol i know what people on minichan know about me because it's what I Share with them and nothing more

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,661

@1,182,492 (C)
At least I only give advice when it's actually wanted.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,665

@1,182,648 (shelly)
I don't think you do. That's not even considering the fact that much can be learned from simple inference. It's no less ridiculous than claiming one could get no idea about the scaffolding of a building by looking at it from the outside. Maybe for you, that is so. But don't assume everyone is so limited.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 48 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,666

@1,182,661 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You say that like that means anything when your advice is so poor.

shelly replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,667

@1,182,665 (C)
gimme a break you freak stop talk about me

shelly double-posted this 3 years ago, 54 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,668

@1,182,495 (C)

> Eye in the beholder

🤔 are you ESL

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,670

@previous (shelly)
Abbreviated because you and everyone else here knows the full expression. Funny that you, of all people, are turning all grammar nazi now.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,671

@1,182,667 (shelly)
If you don't want to talk to me then don't respond. Simple as that.

KS joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,672

There's a lot to unpack here. I think the most important thing might be to understand why you're so attracted to this person. Really get to the root of the situation. Is it because you perceive her as vulnerable? Available? Is it a way to sabotage your current relationship? Are you afraid of commitment? Do you believe if you had her you'd keep her forever or would you want the next best thing you met?

Life is short, love is complicated, lust is temporary.

shelly replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,677

@1,182,671 (C)

> If you don't want to talk to me then don't respond. Simple as that.

can u not read bitch

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,679

@1,182,667 (shelly)
He's literally gay for you

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 7 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,680

@1,182,677 (shelly)
Saying one thing, doing another.

shelly replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,683

@1,182,679 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
he probably jerks to ninjj in a dress . jpg every night

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,684

@1,182,666 (C)
Yikes, did I give.you bad advice that you followed?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 26 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,697

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
No, but you did here to Svet.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,698

@1,182,683 (shelly)
@1,182,679 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Keep me out of your fantasies.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,699

@previous (C)
Weird that you'd being up fantasies considering what you wrote about ninnj a few days ago

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,700

@1,182,697 (C)
What's wrong with svet being himself?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,701

@1,182,699 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It really isn't. But don't let that stop you from trying to gaslight me about what I myself said lol. About as crazy as a middle aged man asking for child porn from a small child and then, ten years later claiming to that same child that none of it happened. That's exactly what you're doing here and it's sick.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,702

@1,182,700 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,706

@1,182,701 (C)
You've brought up child rape again, for no reason. That's interesting

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,710

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You've put words into my mouth again. Interesting.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,715

@1,182,702 (C)
If you don't have an answer, why respond?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,716

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Were you, are you being serious?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,720

@1,182,710 (C)
I can't control what you type/think

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,721

@1,182,716 (C)
Yes I was being serious, and am continuing to be serious when I say that svet should be himself, and when I ask you what's is wrong with svet being himself.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,722

@1,182,720 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Kook, you're one of the few people who I think would actually be better if you became an alcoholic. You're that toxic. And if you were pass-out drunk even with the slightest frequency, it'd be an improvement to how you are now.

Anonymous L replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,723

@1,182,720 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
His game is derailing topics and attacking popular posters.

Let him starve.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,724

@1,182,721 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Someone already pointed out to you how ridiculous your advice is. Go back and find that comment.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,727

@1,182,722 (C)
I believe that you'd wish that on someone

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,728

@1,182,724 (C)

The internet is a lot more fulfilling when you get along with people.

It's 2022. Do trolls still exist or is there something genuinely wrong with you?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,730

@previous (L)
Most people, aside from one member in this discussion, I consider good friends, actually. With the other member, it's not that I don't like that person (I do), I just don't consider that person capable of even having friends, due to some serious unresolved mental problems.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,732

@1,182,727 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
And you know what? That's the extent of it. Aside from a means to restrict you from harming other people, I want the best for you.

I'd never wish death upon you, as you've unceremoniously done several times now. But, hey, that's just me. You do you. Just stop hurting others in the process.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,752

@1,182,730 (C)

> Most people, aside from one member in this discussion, I consider good friends

lol you don't have any friends. You're shit, and everybody here knows it.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,753

@previous (M)
Who the fuck are you and why should anyone care what you think?

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,755

@previous (C)
lol u mad

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,757

@previous (M)
Not the slightest.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,788

@1,182,724 (C)
Someone projected what they presumed svet is like, so I don't know where any actual criticism of my advice is

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,795

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
The fuck are you talking about? You watch someone do something, you can safely say they did what you watched them do. There's no projection or presumption. If you can't see this, then there's literally no way to have a conversation with you.

Anonymous M replied with this 3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,796

@1,182,757 (C)
lol u mad as fuck

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,797

@1,182,672 (KS)
Yes to all

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,798

What happened to this thread?

Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,800

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> What happened to this thread?

Someone suggested you "just be yourself" with this bird you like and a debate ensued as to whether that was wise advice.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,806

@previous (F)

It probably isn't, tbh.

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,808

dongs

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,809

@previous (cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo)

I think it is.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,816

@1,182,795 (C)
You have access to svets life outside what he posts on minichan?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,847

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Yes.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,852

@previous (C)
What are you, a stalker?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,858

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
No. What are you, retarded?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,879

@previous (C)

One seems a bit like a mad stalker...

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,957

@previous (B)
One seems obsessed and Autistic...

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,961

@previous (C)

You sure do.

Anonymous B double-posted this 3 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,962

100 git

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,964

@previous (B)
> 100 git
> Claim not to be obsessed

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,967

@previous (C)
@previous (C)

> >Claim not to be obsessed

Where exactly did I claim I was "not obsessed" with anything anywhere in this draad? Go on, I'll wait.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,969

@previous (B)
So you admit to it then. Thanks.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,972

@previous (C)

Admit to what? Lay off the booze.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,997

@previous (B)
Can you read?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,019

@1,182,858 (C)
No but you seem to be. Possibly just borderline, not sure.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,025

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
🚨FUCK!🚨

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,026

@1,183,019 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Dunning, meet Kruger

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,183,030

@previous (C)
Kruger, I hardly know her!

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

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