Topic: Let's help Erik hook up with this girl at work.
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 4 years ago #105,102
Give me some advice. I absolutely love her
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,182,349
Tell her you'll let her bf fuck you.
(Edited 8 seconds later.)
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,351
Try to find a job that doesn't pay minimum wage.
Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,354
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,355
What's with all these insults? I should get more respect around here.
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 23 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,357
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,407
Tell her you have a shrine dedicated to her in your closet. Women love a man who is passionate and knows how to work with his hands.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,408
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,409
Is this the married one?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,410
@OP
> Give me some advice. I absolutely love her
As the famed lothario Bert once said, sometimes a man has to go the extra mile to show a lady he means business. Have you considered threatening to rape her?
> Give me some advice. I absolutely love her
As the famed lothario Bert once said, sometimes a man has to go the extra mile to show a lady he means business. Have you considered threatening to rape her?
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,411
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 59 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,421
@1,182,409 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
She was engaged but split up with her boyfriend months ago. We went on a sort of date which involved me taking her to dinner and she told me she wasn't looking for anything right now.
She was engaged but split up with her boyfriend months ago. We went on a sort of date which involved me taking her to dinner and she told me she wasn't looking for anything right now.
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,422
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,426
You are the boss of her, right? Walk into her office and say, "Let's go out tonight. If you refuse, I'll fire you." Guaranteed to work great.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,433
@1,182,421 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Oh that's right! Well, maybe look for local things like a show or something you'd probably enjoy but also make sure it's something she'd enjoy, so you can sell her on the idea, idk basically be yourself and try to slowly woo her, by just being open to the idea but not making that the overt plan
Oh that's right! Well, maybe look for local things like a show or something you'd probably enjoy but also make sure it's something she'd enjoy, so you can sell her on the idea, idk basically be yourself and try to slowly woo her, by just being open to the idea but not making that the overt plan
Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,434
Oh and break up with your current girlfriend before anything serious happens, she wouldn't want to find out she's the other woman if she's recently split from an engagement
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,435
@1,182,426 (G)
I'm not her boss.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I'm thinking about being open about having a girlfriend so I can close the book on having a chance with her.
I'm not her boss.
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I'm thinking about being open about having a girlfriend so I can close the book on having a chance with her.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,436
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Oh ok, so you don't mind either way, you just want to know if she wants to date you
Oh ok, so you don't mind either way, you just want to know if she wants to date you
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,437
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I want to be with her but know she's not interested. I just want to stop thinking about her all the time.
I want to be with her but know she's not interested. I just want to stop thinking about her all the time.
shelly joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,438
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
it's cute to have a Crush and all but don't let it overwhelm you especially if you're down to keep seeing whoever you're seeing. try to close the book on this one and just relegate her to the spank bank bro
it's cute to have a Crush and all but don't let it overwhelm you especially if you're down to keep seeing whoever you're seeing. try to close the book on this one and just relegate her to the spank bank bro
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,454
@1,182,437 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Joking aside, don't take advice from people like this: @previous (shelly)
Joking aside, don't take advice from people like this: @previous (shelly)
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,456
@1,182,438 (shelly)
I think that's good advice bit I will admit I would probably dump my current girl for my crush even though my current girl treats me like a god and I don't deserve her. I think I'm self destructive when it comes to women.
I think that's good advice bit I will admit I would probably dump my current girl for my crush even though my current girl treats me like a god and I don't deserve her. I think I'm self destructive when it comes to women.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,478
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,487
@1,182,433 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> basically be yourself
Great advice. "Care for a line of coke? By the way have you ever noticed how black people smell like shit and make our country look dirtier?"
> basically be yourself
Great advice. "Care for a line of coke? By the way have you ever noticed how black people smell like shit and make our country look dirtier?"
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,492
@previous (J)
Dead Pool's another person, like @1,182,438 (shelly) that I'd be personally cautious of taking advice from myself. Relationship advice, career advice, you name it.
Dead Pool's another person, like @1,182,438 (shelly) that I'd be personally cautious of taking advice from myself. Relationship advice, career advice, you name it.
Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,493
I'd sooner take advice from Fake Anon than these clowns.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,494
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,495
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,529
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,538
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No, I agree. If you can't find conventional success, just move the goal posts and declare victory. Can't not argue with that!
No, I agree. If you can't find conventional success, just move the goal posts and declare victory. Can't not argue with that!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,543
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 40 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,545
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Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,553
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,554
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,560
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
"Growth needs", and, at the least, the upper part of "Deficiency needs" too. That goes for both ninjj and DeadPool.
"Growth needs", and, at the least, the upper part of "Deficiency needs" too. That goes for both ninjj and DeadPool.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,562
@previous (C)
They're the only ones who can be the judge of this as you dont know either well enough
They're the only ones who can be the judge of this as you dont know either well enough
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,566
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,579
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,605
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,606
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 52 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,608
shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,636
@1,182,566 (C)
you don't know me at all though you know my shitposts and what I do for work and a couple other superficial details maybe like I have a cat and am single. do u have a crush on me 😚
you don't know me at all though you know my shitposts and what I do for work and a couple other superficial details maybe like I have a cat and am single. do u have a crush on me 😚
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 49 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,637
@previous (shelly)
How would you possibly know what I do and don't know? Do you know more about what I know than I do?
How would you possibly know what I do and don't know? Do you know more about what I know than I do?
shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,648
@previous (C)
yeah lol i know what people on minichan know about me because it's what I Share with them and nothing more
yeah lol i know what people on minichan know about me because it's what I Share with them and nothing more
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,661
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,665
@1,182,648 (shelly)
I don't think you do. That's not even considering the fact that much can be learned from simple inference. It's no less ridiculous than claiming one could get no idea about the scaffolding of a building by looking at it from the outside. Maybe for you, that is so. But don't assume everyone is so limited.
I don't think you do. That's not even considering the fact that much can be learned from simple inference. It's no less ridiculous than claiming one could get no idea about the scaffolding of a building by looking at it from the outside. Maybe for you, that is so. But don't assume everyone is so limited.
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Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 48 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,666
shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,667
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Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,670
@previous (shelly)
Abbreviated because you and everyone else here knows the full expression. Funny that you, of all people, are turning all grammar nazi now.
Abbreviated because you and everyone else here knows the full expression. Funny that you, of all people, are turning all grammar nazi now.
Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 25 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,671
KS joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,672
There's a lot to unpack here. I think the most important thing might be to understand why you're so attracted to this person. Really get to the root of the situation. Is it because you perceive her as vulnerable? Available? Is it a way to sabotage your current relationship? Are you afraid of commitment? Do you believe if you had her you'd keep her forever or would you want the next best thing you met?
Life is short, love is complicated, lust is temporary.
Life is short, love is complicated, lust is temporary.
shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,677
@1,182,671 (C)
> If you don't want to talk to me then don't respond. Simple as that.
can u not read bitch
> If you don't want to talk to me then don't respond. Simple as that.
can u not read bitch
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,679
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 7 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,680
shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,683
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 15 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,684
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 26 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,697
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,699
@previous (C)
Weird that you'd being up fantasies considering what you wrote about ninnj a few days ago
Weird that you'd being up fantasies considering what you wrote about ninnj a few days ago
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,700
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,701
@1,182,699 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It really isn't. But don't let that stop you from trying to gaslight me about what I myself said lol. About as crazy as a middle aged man asking for child porn from a small child and then, ten years later claiming to that same child that none of it happened. That's exactly what you're doing here and it's sick.
It really isn't. But don't let that stop you from trying to gaslight me about what I myself said lol. About as crazy as a middle aged man asking for child porn from a small child and then, ten years later claiming to that same child that none of it happened. That's exactly what you're doing here and it's sick.
Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 16 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,702
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,706
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,720
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,721
@1,182,716 (C)
Yes I was being serious, and am continuing to be serious when I say that svet should be himself, and when I ask you what's is wrong with svet being himself.
Yes I was being serious, and am continuing to be serious when I say that svet should be himself, and when I ask you what's is wrong with svet being himself.
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,722
@1,182,720 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Kook, you're one of the few people who I think would actually be better if you became an alcoholic. You're that toxic. And if you were pass-out drunk even with the slightest frequency, it'd be an improvement to how you are now.
Kook, you're one of the few people who I think would actually be better if you became an alcoholic. You're that toxic. And if you were pass-out drunk even with the slightest frequency, it'd be an improvement to how you are now.
Anonymous L replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,723
@1,182,720 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
His game is derailing topics and attacking popular posters.
Let him starve.
His game is derailing topics and attacking popular posters.
Let him starve.
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,724
@1,182,721 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Someone already pointed out to you how ridiculous your advice is. Go back and find that comment.
Someone already pointed out to you how ridiculous your advice is. Go back and find that comment.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,727
Anonymous L replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,728
@1,182,724 (C)
The internet is a lot more fulfilling when you get along with people.
It's 2022. Do trolls still exist or is there something genuinely wrong with you?
The internet is a lot more fulfilling when you get along with people.
It's 2022. Do trolls still exist or is there something genuinely wrong with you?
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,730
@previous (L)
Most people, aside from one member in this discussion, I consider good friends, actually. With the other member, it's not that I don't like that person (I do), I just don't consider that person capable of even having friends, due to some serious unresolved mental problems.
Most people, aside from one member in this discussion, I consider good friends, actually. With the other member, it's not that I don't like that person (I do), I just don't consider that person capable of even having friends, due to some serious unresolved mental problems.
Anonymous C double-posted this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,732
@1,182,727 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
And you know what? That's the extent of it. Aside from a means to restrict you from harming other people, I want the best for you.
I'd never wish death upon you, as you've unceremoniously done several times now. But, hey, that's just me. You do you. Just stop hurting others in the process.
And you know what? That's the extent of it. Aside from a means to restrict you from harming other people, I want the best for you.
I'd never wish death upon you, as you've unceremoniously done several times now. But, hey, that's just me. You do you. Just stop hurting others in the process.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 39 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,752
@1,182,730 (C)
> Most people, aside from one member in this discussion, I consider good friends
lol you don't have any friends. You're shit, and everybody here knows it.
> Most people, aside from one member in this discussion, I consider good friends
lol you don't have any friends. You're shit, and everybody here knows it.
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 43 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,753
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Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,788
@1,182,724 (C)
Someone projected what they presumed svet is like, so I don't know where any actual criticism of my advice is
Someone projected what they presumed svet is like, so I don't know where any actual criticism of my advice is
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,795
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
The fuck are you talking about? You watch someone do something, you can safely say they did what you watched them do. There's no projection or presumption. If you can't see this, then there's literally no way to have a conversation with you.
The fuck are you talking about? You watch someone do something, you can safely say they did what you watched them do. There's no projection or presumption. If you can't see this, then there's literally no way to have a conversation with you.
Anonymous M replied with this 4 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,796
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,797
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,798
What happened to this thread?
Anonymous F replied with this 4 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,800
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
> What happened to this thread?
Someone suggested you "just be yourself" with this bird you like and a debate ensued as to whether that was wise advice.
> What happened to this thread?
Someone suggested you "just be yourself" with this bird you like and a debate ensued as to whether that was wise advice.
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,806
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dongs
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100 git
Anonymous C replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,964
Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,967
@previous (C)
@previous (C)
> >Claim not to be obsessed
Where exactly did I claim I was "not obsessed" with anything anywhere in this draad? Go on, I'll wait.
@previous (C)
> >Claim not to be obsessed
Where exactly did I claim I was "not obsessed" with anything anywhere in this draad? Go on, I'll wait.