Topic: Sure fire way to get a girlfriend

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 years ago #105,092

1. Fly to Bangkok, Thailand.
2. Buy some cheap gold bling.
3. Take a taxi out to Soi Patpong.
4. Sit down in any go-go bar.

Protip: be very respectful to the mama-san.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,182,227

How is this going to help ninjj? He lives in the US.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,229

@previous (B)
That's fixed In the first step, duh.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,231

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
It doesn't fix anything unless he moves there.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,233

@previous (B)
Hey, I didn't say "steady" girlfriend.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,236

@previous (A)
👍

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,239

Let's try to think of a plan that doesn't require: ninjj move halfway around the world, change genders, or beg other people for money or favours.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,241

@previous (B)
But youhave $250 million. You can spare a million or so

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,243

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Let's try to think of a plan that doesn't require: ninjj move halfway around the world, change genders, or beg other people for money or favours.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,248

@previous (B)
It wouldn't be begging, you'd be gifting a friend

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,251

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Let's try to think of a plan that doesn't require: ninjj move halfway around the world, change genders, or beg other people for money or favours.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,253

@previous (B)
He isn't begging

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,258

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It is a reliance, though, and in that sense, not tangibly different from begging.

So, now, let's try to think of a plan that doesn't require: ninjj move halfway around the world, change genders, or beg other people for money or favours.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,261

@previous (B)
He hasn't begged

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,262

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It is a reliance, though, and in that sense, not tangibly different from begging.

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,263

So, now, let's try to think of a plan that doesn't require: ninjj move halfway around the world, change genders, or beg other people for money or favours.

shelly joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,265

@1,182,262 (B)
is it a reliance If I'm not actually relying on it

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,267

@previous (shelly)
Yes.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,271

@1,182,262 (B)
Every successful person has had help to move up in the world. You're that helping hand

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,272

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You are that hand through the advice you can give about finding a happy relationship.

shelly replied with this 4 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,274

i still wear a bracelet that a forite paid for for me daily. the milk of human kindness, on your wrist

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,277

@1,182,272 (B)
Ohno. I'm beginning to think that you've fibbed

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,279

@1,182,274 (shelly)
Touching. That's why I have faith that the fora can band together and come up with an action plan for you.

Anonymous B double-posted this 4 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,280

@1,182,277 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm beginning to think you're trolling me and are trying to derail the conversation.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,286

@previous (B)
Oh you have fibbed, you bad thing. You don't don't have $250 million in assets. Youre a broke boy

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,287

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thanks for confirming that you're troll.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,289

@previous (B)
Thank for confirming that you're poor

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,291

OP prances about Bangkok in a Victorian opera cape, gayly and merrily flitting from underage ladyboy bar to underage ladyboy bar.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,292

A small loan of one million dollars?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,301

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

From my father?

boof joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,308

it helps to not be very ugly

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,320

@1,182,289 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You seem confused.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,360

@1,182,239 (B)
Who said anything about Ninjj? This is just general advice.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,365

@previous (A)
My mind automatically jumps to ninjj when I think of anyone struggling to get a girlfriend. My mistake.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,182,378

@1,182,320 (B)
You seem broke

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