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Topic: If you use an unlicensed clinic to donate sperm

Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 3 years ago #104,978

you will be the legal father of any child born from your donation under UK law.

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 13 seconds later[^] [v] #1,181,081

This infuriates me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,089

The solution is male abortion rights.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,095

@previous (B)

Life starts at ejaculation!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,096

@previous (C)
Yeah I think we should prosecute men for any emissions that are not into a an ovulating woman's vagina

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,097

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
wet dreams?

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,098

@previous (E)

Death penalty.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,099

@1,181,097 (E)
Mandatory sleep study trial and then card certifying disability status

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,100

@1,181,096 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What about women who don't have vaginas?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,101

@previous (B)
Same treatment if not on hrt

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,103

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> hrt
Which type? What about women, who don't have vaginas, have only one X chromosome, who are taking testosterone?

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,105

@1,181,096 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Why?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,113

@1,181,103 (B)
If they have viable swimmers, death penalty for Nutting in a grapefruit!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,114

@1,181,105 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Because all life is sacred

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,116

@1,181,113 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
But what if the swimmers identified as eggs?

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,123

@1,181,114 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You kill bacteria Everytime you wash your hands. Checkmate.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,124

@1,181,116 (B)
You'd have no way to prove that

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,126

@1,181,123 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
But bacteria can't make a bahbe

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,132

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Neither can sperm when it's on a sock.

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,133

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
And before it's brought up, no I do not use a sock, I used that as an example. I save my sperm in a jar like a normal man.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,134

@1,181,126 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Some bacteria have sex piliae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilus

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,135

@1,181,132 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Yes and that's you killing those potential bahbess

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,136

@1,181,134 (B)
That's interesting

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,137

@1,181,135 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
But wouldn't millions die anyway even if one fertilized an egg? It's impossible to give every single sperm life, only one (except in the extremely rare cases of twins/triplets etc) will fertilise an egg.

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,139

So you'd be killing potential babies anyway just by having sex.

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,140

Flood.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,149

Looks like someone's a bit upset about Roe v Wade getting overturned.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,157

@1,181,137 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
At least they'd have a chance

shelly joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,176

impregnate all men who nut with xenomorphs

shelly double-posted this 3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,177

no, anyone who cums

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,194

Mate!

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,206

@1,181,149 (F)
I'm not American so not upset lol

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 10 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,273

Sperm.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,277

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋

█]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
███]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
██████]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
██████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫

💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,286

Why would you give your sperm to an unlicensed clinic anyway?

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,291

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
SPERM!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,294

@previous (E)
Imagine going to sperm clinic behind Amscot and ejacking into a Dixie cup

Anonymous E replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,181,295

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol
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