Topic: new religion
shelly started this discussion 3 years ago #104,937 head to the fields and start praying now. knee high by the fourth of July, come harvest time we'll be rolling in the tithings shelly (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago , 36 seconds later[^] [v] #1,180,633 everything will be fine. we've chosen corn because we've perfected corn
shelly (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago , 22 seconds later, 58 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,635 name 1 thing u can't do with corn. I can't think of any
shelly (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 years ago , 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,637 corn is good and yellow. corn is like a beacon, or a gate
shelly (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 years ago , 31 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,639 love what corn gives us
shelly (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,645 really like to congregate in the field
shelly (OP) septuple-posted this 3 years ago , 56 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,647 the sun is a reflection of corn is a reflection of life and love and humanity thriving through monoculture corn crop
shelly (OP) octuple-posted this 3 years ago , 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,659 remember the yellow brick road? and the rainbow bridge? put those together. that's where Jesus is gonna come back to us, but its going to be made of Maize. we're going to have to build it. it's like the field of dreams, but it's a corn field and there's no baseball
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 35 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,660 shelly (OP) replied with this 3 years ago , 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,662 kingdom of heaven reached through corn cultivation. next evolutionary level, above human, the kingdom of god, through corn cultivation
shelly (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago , 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,663 our father offers you life
shelly (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago , 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,664 Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,753 Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,757 All hail the corn!
Anonymous D double-posted this 3 years ago , 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,758 Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago , 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,879 Hail the holy land of Cornwall!
Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago , 41 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,180,884 @previous (E)
Praise be to the corn!
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