Topic: Penis or Vagina

jump? started this discussion 15 years ago #10,482

Which would you rather have in your mouth?

(sorry, on my phone so can't make a third option of "whichever, as long as it's covered in fur")

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Penis	15	39%
Vagina	23	61%

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #186,658

How about a massive clit so that I can explore my homosexual fantasies while simultaneously engaging in a technically heterosexual act?
Why isn't that an option?

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,660

@previous (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
You could just assume the penis is on a tranny. That's heterosexual. Unless your gay. Actually, I don't know what the fuck that is.

Smegma !J5VkSmegmA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,662

@previous (jump?)

That sounds way too complicated.
Just give me a massive clit.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,664

@186,660 (jump?)
it's kinda weird.

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,665

@186,662 (Smegma !J5VkSmegmA)
Have whatever you want. No judgement here.

@previous (C)
Nevermind. There is judgement.

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,675

@186,660 (jump?)
But the hormones make your dick shrivel up. And it's harder for you to get a boner, and I can't even remember if you can cum any more.

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,682

@previous (Triptych !LightPenis)
Trannys can, even if taking hormones (though, getting it up might prove difficult or impossible, but a flaccid weapon can still go off).

Triptych !LightPenis replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #186,684

@previous (jump?)
I see, thanks.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #186,702

Why not both at the same time with a hermaphrodite?

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #186,703

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
stop being indecisive!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #186,704

@186,702 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)

jump? (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #186,706

@previous (F)
Possibly my most favorite non-jerking image on the Internet.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #186,707

@186,703 (jump?)
I like both!

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #186,769

Penis.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #186,792

Either or...

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #186,796

@186,769 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

:3

SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #186,805

@186,792 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> Either or...
This.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #186,827

I'm surprised that balls wasn't an option. I'd go with vagina. Especially if yeast infected.

orc !WBRXcNtpf. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #187,173

how about a "massive clit so i can explore my homosexual fantasies" option?

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #187,178

@186,827 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
balls in da ass

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #187,303

Vagina.

Or penis if I was being paid enough...

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #187,308

@previous (O)
Carebear detected.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #187,312

@previous (P)
lolno

BloodyMary !jClTpq2Qo. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,695

both at the same time

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,698

@previous (BloodyMary !jClTpq2Qo.)

Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,699

@186,805 (SQUARED :3 is !AWEsomEEEE)

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,702

Is it actually possible to have a vagina in your mouth?

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,722

I'd be fine with eating a girl out. I'd much prefer a male eating me out though. SHIT WOULD BE SUPER DUPER HOT.

!ocurburUbk double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,723

I'd probably give my so to say boyfriend a blowjob. He might complain about what a horrible girlfriend I am to all his bros for not giving blowblow's. O.O

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,725

I'd like a vagina on my face because I have patience and then I'd think it would be on my dick eventually

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,728

@187,722 (!ocurburUbk)

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,730

@previous (O)
Why do you want to hug everybody? It's a little unsettling.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,731

@187,728 (O)
*hugs*
@previous (S)
*fucks endlessly*

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,732

@187,730 (S)
I like hugs. :(

Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,733

@187,731 (!ocurburUbk)
:3

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,734

@187,732 (O)
*hugs*

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,738

@187,732 (O)
hugging thread
/me hugs

Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,759

@187,732 (O)
How do I know that it is not the hug of death? Exactly, I don't. I refuse your hug and all future offers of hugs.

@187,731 (!ocurburUbk)
HELP, THERE'S A RAPIST ON THE LOOSE!

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,860

@previous (S)
IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT.

BloodyMary !jClTpq2Qo. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,877

@187,698 (O)
no

Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,881

@187,860 (!ocurburUbk)
GO AWAY CAREBEAR

I'M SERIOUS

Droidium !0kgzscPL3g joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,893

@187,723 (!ocurburUbk)

> I'd probably give my so to say boyfriend a blowjob. He might complain about what a horrible girlfriend I am to all his bros for not giving blowblow's. O.O

Huuuugggg

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #187,896

@187,860 (!ocurburUbk)
Is this an outlet for your sexual frustration?

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #188,118

@187,893 (Droidium !0kgzscPL3g)
Sodommmmmmmy
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Not at all!
@187,881 (S)
Rape or gtfo

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #188,687

Penis is the evolutionary destiny of the clitorus. Just suck it and shut up.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #188,705

@previous (X)
making unsubstantiated conjectures not a toy bud

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