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Topic: Thinking about getting a pet turtle.

Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 3 years ago #104,622

How can I make sure it's not homosexual before I buy it 🤔

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 30 minutes later[^] [v] #1,177,600

Play rock and metal against his enclosure and feed him meat.

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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,697

You can't. All turtles are gay.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,704

Give him access to a tablet and explain the concept of reddit.
Then post a dick pic on r/ratemydick. If he responds "I'm not gay but I'd suck it" he's a homosexual
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