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Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 30 minutes later[^][v]#1,177,600
Play rock and metal against his enclosure and feed him meat.
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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,177,697
You can't. All turtles are gay.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,177,704
Give him access to a tablet and explain the concept of reddit.
Then post a dick pic on r/ratemydick. If he responds "I'm not gay but I'd suck it" he's a homosexual