Topic: Normal hair?
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #104,609
May it never be!Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,177,505
It looks pretty normal to me. What's supposed to be abnormal about it?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,506
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,508
@previous (A)
It's like kinda short on the sides but longer on the top with a combover to mask male pattern hair loss. This is the most basic, normal, middle-aged office worker haircut imaginable you can get at Great Clips.
It's like kinda short on the sides but longer on the top with a combover to mask male pattern hair loss. This is the most basic, normal, middle-aged office worker haircut imaginable you can get at Great Clips.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,509
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Tell me it doesn't make for a sick devil lock tho. 😂😂😂
Tell me it doesn't make for a sick devil lock tho. 😂😂😂
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Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,513
@previous (A)
I guess, maybe like a 2-3" long one. Aren't devil locks supposed to be long though? Like down to your chin?
It's like me saying I have a beard because I have a 5 o'clock shadow. Technically it is a beard (albeit a 0.5 mm one) but no one would call it that.
I guess, maybe like a 2-3" long one. Aren't devil locks supposed to be long though? Like down to your chin?
It's like me saying I have a beard because I have a 5 o'clock shadow. Technically it is a beard (albeit a 0.5 mm one) but no one would call it that.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,515
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yes, a real devil lock would typically be long enough that it goes past the chin while looking straight forward.
However, let's say you're a 50 year old man trying to rock a devil lock...
Yes, a real devil lock would typically be long enough that it goes past the chin while looking straight forward.
However, let's say you're a 50 year old man trying to rock a devil lock...
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,516
that's like the quintessential Chinese school boy hair cut. very common
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,522
@1,177,515 (A)
> However, let's say you're a 50 year old man trying to rock a devil lock...
You mean in a way that pretends to break convention and give the middle finger to polite society while maintaining a hairstyle that wouldn't look out of place at a Mormon church?
> However, let's say you're a 50 year old man trying to rock a devil lock...
You mean in a way that pretends to break convention and give the middle finger to polite society while maintaining a hairstyle that wouldn't look out of place at a Mormon church?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,523
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,528
I say any neat cut that doesn't make a fellow look like fag is OK in my book
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,530
@1,177,523 (A)
That's the baddest of all punks. Get into Amway and infiltrate it from the inside. They won't even know the mild-mannered whitebread guy with the normal haircut styles it into a stubby devil lock chode on the weekend!
That's the baddest of all punks. Get into Amway and infiltrate it from the inside. They won't even know the mild-mannered whitebread guy with the normal haircut styles it into a stubby devil lock chode on the weekend!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,583
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yes, Amway wouldn't even know they'd been tricked. Just go to a few meetings, then disappear into the night, like some kind of gay punk vampire.
Yes, Amway wouldn't even know they'd been tricked. Just go to a few meetings, then disappear into the night, like some kind of gay punk vampire.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,595
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,601
@previous (E)
It's like some hardcore 007 James Bond shit.
"Pay attention Bond, we need you to infiltrate Amway. Q will give you a disguise: a $15 Great Clips haircut, a JC Penney dress shirt, and a Citizen Eco Drive watch. Get inside, pay them $400 and find out their recruiting secrets. Report back to Misfits Zombie Punk HQ by 23:00"
It's like some hardcore 007 James Bond shit.
"Pay attention Bond, we need you to infiltrate Amway. Q will give you a disguise: a $15 Great Clips haircut, a JC Penney dress shirt, and a Citizen Eco Drive watch. Get inside, pay them $400 and find out their recruiting secrets. Report back to Misfits Zombie Punk HQ by 23:00"
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,694
I just shave all my hair now. It's thinning too much.