Topic: Sometimes I go on the penis subreddit and mildly shit talk people

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC started this discussion 3 years ago #104,592

For instance, I like to tell them that's it's gross to post a pic on the toilet

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 44 minutes later[^] [v] #1,177,354

What is the penis subreddit?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,356

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's r/ratemypenis. I also tell them to use lotion sometimes when they're ashy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,357

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you ever rate their penii accurately or do you just go there to be a hater?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,358

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
she's helping them get better ratings!!!

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,359

@1,177,357 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm there to teach them how not to look gross!

Most of the comments are men saying "I'm straight but I would suck it" they aren't impartial judges!

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,366

@1,177,358 (C)
Men who post penis pics to r/ratemypenis are beyond all help.
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Uhhh if men would suck their cock then clearly the photo is good. Why would they take your advice when their strategy is working just fine?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,367

Do you ever tell them to shave and/or wash their dick?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,368

@1,177,366 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Because clearly they're attracting a non discerning crowd

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,369

@1,177,367 (D)
Most of the time they seem clean

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,370

Jeepers, what a bunch of fags!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,377

@1,177,368 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Men being discerning about sex is a good premise for movies, TV shows, novels, etc. but let's live in the real world here.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,386

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I also go to the skin issues subreddit and when it's a man posting, 60% it's because he doesn't use lotion.

And when I suggest it, he says he never used to have dry skin, so why would he now?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,399

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
my work gives me free lotions and roll on things and it's more than i can even use

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,422

@previous (F)
That's great! I love free toiletries

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,426

@1,177,399 (F)

Do you work for Avon? My grandmother did, and they gave her more lotions and such than she could ever use. She gave them out as gifts.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,573

Why would you want internet strangers to talk about your dick? It seems so weird to me.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,575

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Idk it's literally filled with guys saying "I'm straight, but I'd suck it" and they thank them for the compliment

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,576

Also sometimes they show their dicks and say it's this big sift, when it's really a semi. And I tell them that they're clearly half hard, and they get mad as fuck and pm me weird shit

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,577

Also I've noticed that very big penises doenst seem to get that hard compared to smaller penises, which is a turn off

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,581

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Does this go the other way too? Do small dicks get rock hard?

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,582

@1,177,575 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Idk it's literally filled with guys saying "I'm straight, but I'd suck it" and they thank them for the compliment

If you want a dick in your mouth and you're chuffed that some other guy wants yours in his mouth... you are gay sorry.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,584

@1,177,581 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I believe that smaller dicks get harder

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,585

@1,177,582 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I sometimes tell them that they are not straight

Anonymous D replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,586

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Send them here, so we can all tell them they're fags.

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