Topic: I don't even want to have sex

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #104,568

I'm not a big fan of penetrative sex. What I am a fan of is smelling the ass of a beautiful woman.

I want a cute girlfriend that will let me sniff her ass on a regular basis. It's actually driving me insane that I don't have an easily-smellable asshole readily available to me.

!MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,177,120

Independent a retarded endaic read:

I'm sexeophobe for nice, genotypal reasons; eugenic genes, geo-eugenic genes, eugenic genes, and I'm using that multi- and blind-contextually, eugenic genes.

Genes.

Nice genes.

Genes.

The military first movement

in multiple installations

endorse:

genes countable thereuponst oneself,

trust,
the celiby and cerebry...
...me.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,126

UGH

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,137

You do have an easily smellable asshole available: your own. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,138

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Mate, you are so grim. 😕

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,139

I don't feel well.

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,144

Posting in a MAtt thread.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,149

@previous (Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc)
Ask a mod if you are right.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,213

@1,177,138 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
There is nothing grim about telling the unvarnished truth.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,217

Essential oils: cedarwood, peppermint and lavender are my recommendations 👍

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,238

@1,177,149 (G)
"MAtt" is more of a genre than a person at this point. Thanks.