Topic: Epic riddle
πΉππ π started this discussion 3 years ago #104,567
Five men walk into the door, but only three men walk out. What happened?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,177,116
He kills him halfway across the river.
Killer LettuceπΉ !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,121
It's time. The answer is time.
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πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,148
All incorrect
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,150
The other two crawl
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,152
The other two men remained in the building.
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,163
πΉππ π (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,165
@1,177,150 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
@1,177,152 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well I guess these are valid solutions but they're not the official one I'm looking for
@1,177,152 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well I guess these are valid solutions but they're not the official one I'm looking for
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,167
"The door" is a giant vagina.
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,361
Update: if nobody can guess the answer by tomorrow, I will post it for all to see l
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,362
Confused about the usage of English. "the door". Which door? Do you mean "a door"?. Typically if you walk into a door your stomach hits it first, and thanks to the Pauli Exclusion Principle your body and the door don't merge, rather you stop walking.
Do you mean "through a door"?, which typically means through a doorway.
Either the riddle relies on poor usage of English or you should rewrite the riddle so it's not badly written.
Do you mean "through a door"?, which typically means through a doorway.
Either the riddle relies on poor usage of English or you should rewrite the riddle so it's not badly written.
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,602
The answer to the riddle is thus: five men walked into the door, aka they bumped into the door, and three men walked out of the door, by opening it and transiting through the door frame. Thanks for playing!
πΉππ π (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,603
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,604
Two niπ
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±οΈas got their ass beat and left on the floor unconscious.
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,609
@1,177,602 (πΉππ π)
I was going to guess that but I thought it was too stupid of an answer, God damn.
It's like my favorite joke, "three guys walk into a bar, the fourth guy ducks"
I was going to guess that but I thought it was too stupid of an answer, God damn.
It's like my favorite joke, "three guys walk into a bar, the fourth guy ducks"
Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,646
It looks like my answer is the closest to being correct since it involves bumping into the door.
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,652
@previous (G)
Unfortunately you chose to ramble about the Pauli Exclusion Principle and forgot to actually submit an answer
Unfortunately you chose to ramble about the Pauli Exclusion Principle and forgot to actually submit an answer
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,670
So it's basically the man walked into a bar joke?
Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,672
@1,177,652 (πΉππ π)
> Unfortunately you chose to ramble about the Pauli Exclusion Principle and forgot to actually submit an answer
"Either the riddle relies on poor usage of English" which is what your riddle basically does.
> Unfortunately you chose to ramble about the Pauli Exclusion Principle and forgot to actually submit an answer
"Either the riddle relies on poor usage of English" which is what your riddle basically does.
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,677
Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,687
@previous (πΉππ π)
Just be honest and admit your riddle was the opposite of "epic".
Just be honest and admit your riddle was the opposite of "epic".
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πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,803
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,830
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,833
@previous (J)It is a play on words. One supposes the "door" in "walk into the door" to refer to Merriam-Webster definition 2, when actually it is referring to Merriam-Webster door definition 1.
Unfortunately Anonymous G was too fixated on the Pauli Exclusion Principle to consider this, probably because they are a foreigner who only ever learned one phrase and does not know enough English to know how much they do not know about English, and/or a slobbering autist.
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Anonymous G replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,844
OP doesn't take criticism of his"epic riddle" especially since I called out his shitty English and guessed the answer anyway. Plus he got parodied with the donut riddle.
Better luck next time OP.
Better luck next time OP.
πΉππ π (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,862
Anonymous J replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,864
@1,177,833 (πΉππ π)
it's just the guy walks into a bar joke sloppily formatted as a riddle
it's just the guy walks into a bar joke sloppily formatted as a riddle