Topic: I am a real vampire ama
Proteus started this discussion 3 years ago #104,561
Like real, undead vampire. Nice to be here.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,177,080
Like real, unfunny shtick.
Proteus (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,082
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,083
@previous (Proteus)
The shtick is real, but it's not funny.
Proteus (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,084
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
What shtick? Sorry if I am not understanding, being new here.
boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,088
like, did you ever bite a snake
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,089
@previous (boof)
No! Why would I do that? We only drink human blood.
boof replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,091
to turn the snek into a awesome vampire snek
Proteus (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,093
@previous (boof)
Ah, I see. Well, that only works with humans.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,095
@previous (Proteus)
howdoyouknow
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,097
@1,177,093 (Proteus)
Pity. I was hoping to become a vampire and then create a horde of vampire kangaroos.
So, you can't bite robots and turn them into vampire robots? What about Godzilla? Do you think you could make a vampire kaiju?
Proteus (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,103
@1,177,095 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I have been around for 2,500 years. You learn a few things.
Proteus (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,104
@1,177,097 (F)
Wait, you are a kangaroo?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,112
@1,177,089 (A)
Why so anon?
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,127
🧄
Anonymous F replied with this 3 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,267
@1,177,104 (Proteus)
No, I just think vampire kangaroos would be a fun thing.
Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,271
@OPenis
What are the usernames, passwords and answers to the security questions of all your online banking accounts?
> If you say "AMA", be prepared to answer ALL questions or face a 2-hour ban per question left unanswered. Consider saying "AMAA" instead. boof replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,294
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,295
@previous (boof)
Those guys are cool, Stavros is a character
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cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,342
OP, you are hereby accused of not answering any question as promised. Please correct this immediately. Thank you.
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,344
Who made you a vampire?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,349
Are you bisexual as are most vampires?
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