Topic: I am a real vampire ama

Proteus started this discussion 4 years ago #104,561

Like real, undead vampire. Nice to be here.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 33 minutes later[^] [v] #1,177,080

Like real, unfunny shtick.

Proteus (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,082

@previous (B)
Pardon me?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,083

@previous (Proteus)
The shtick is real, but it's not funny.

Proteus (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,084

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
What shtick? Sorry if I am not understanding, being new here.

boof joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,088

like, did you ever bite a snake

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,089

@previous (boof)
No! Why would I do that? We only drink human blood.

boof replied with this 4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,091

to turn the snek into a awesome vampire snek

Proteus (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,093

@previous (boof)
Ah, I see. Well, that only works with humans.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,095

@previous (Proteus)
howdoyouknow

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,097

@1,177,093 (Proteus)
Pity. I was hoping to become a vampire and then create a horde of vampire kangaroos.

So, you can't bite robots and turn them into vampire robots? What about Godzilla? Do you think you could make a vampire kaiju?

Proteus (OP) replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,103

@1,177,095 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I have been around for 2,500 years. You learn a few things.

Proteus (OP) double-posted this 4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,104

@1,177,097 (F)
Wait, you are a kangaroo?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,112

@1,177,089 (A)
Why so anon?

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,127

🧄

Anonymous F replied with this 4 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,267

@1,177,104 (Proteus)
No, I just think vampire kangaroos would be a fun thing.

Dick Minichan™ !Memes4aSuc joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,271

@OPenis
What are the usernames, passwords and answers to the security questions of all your online banking accounts?

> If you say "AMA", be prepared to answer ALL questions or face a 2-hour ban per question left unanswered. Consider saying "AMAA" instead.

boof replied with this 4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,294

Cum Town on topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08y-17oNowA

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,295

@previous (boof)
Those guys are cool, Stavros is a character

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,342

OP, you are hereby accused of not answering any question as promised. Please correct this immediately. Thank you.

Anonymous B replied with this 4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,344

Who made you a vampire?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,177,349

Are you bisexual as are most vampires?