Topic: Becky, you have to make a choose

Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 3 years ago #104,472

Matt and I are the only real men on this fora and so you have to sleep with one of us.

Here are our pros and cons

Matt

Fat and unhealthy
Lazy
Highly educated
Highly articulate
Skilled cook
Alcoholic
Tall
Covertly racist

Erik

Uneducated
Not articulate
Fit, strong and healthy
Tall and packed full of testosterone
Good looking
Skilled at making love to women
Adulterous
Overtly racist

As you can see, I have more physical advantages where as Matt has more educational advantages.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,176,292

Fake and gay.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,294

> make a choose

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,298

Erik do you eat pussy?

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 42 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,299

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,300

Oh shit Becky, that's another point in Svets favor

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,301

He says he eats pussy, but he also said he'd shit in a potato patch.

Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,302

@1,176,300 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Becky also likes my voice. I forgot to add that one in.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,303

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Maybe you two should make vocaroos doing the Cosby and Dracula voices, both the quickest sounds to make a woman wet

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,304

Meta

Fat and healthy
Not lazy
Highly educated
Highly articulate
Skilled cook
Former Alcoholic
Average height
Not racist

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,306

At least be accurate:

Matt

Used to be fat and unhealthy
Lazy except in intellectual pursuits
Highly educated
Highly articulate
Skilled cook
Former Alcoholic
Tall and muscular
Not racist
Multilingual
Eats pussy and ass

Anonymous G double-posted this 3 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,307

@1,176,303 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,309

@1,176,304 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Meta do you eat pussy?

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,312

Make a choose may be the best Svet gaff of all time.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,317

@1,176,306 (G)

> Not racist

Feets, don't fails me now! I gots to gets to da wallamelon patch!

cccuuunnttt !.cATkimmOo joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 20 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,522

Hmm

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,537

@1,176,309 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Who doesn't tbh

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,540

Which do you think tells a better story?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,544

@OP
She'll date whichever one of you has a micropenis.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,176,546

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Looks like my luck is turning!

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