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Topic: My solution to young male Americans shooting up people

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #104,433

It's obvious that most of these men are not getting any. So the solution is for compulsory dating stock (CDS) to be arranged.

Just like jury duty, when you are called up for CDS you are legally required to take part. Young women make themselves available to potential mass murderers (PMM).

A man can declare himself to be a PMM. He loses the right to own a firearm for the rest of his life. In return he gets a CDS to act like his girlfriend for up to 6 months.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,175,962

or better, since the government wants to be all up in everyone's business anyway, cull 20% of male fetuses identified during pregnancy

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,963

The Netherlands is already doing this.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,964

The solution costs less than $20.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,965

Killing 20% of male fetus stock (MFS) is probably a better long-term solution. However, and let's be honest here. Even with a 0.8:1 gender ratio, some young men won't be able to get a girlfriend. It turns out that the men who lack the skills to get a girlfriend also are more likely to be a PMM.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,966

@previous (A)
Maybe the solution is for more people to post on Minichan. Posting here seems to be strongly associated with being a MtF transsexual. Two birds. One stone.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,976

@1,175,965 (A)
It needs to be 33%

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 3 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,977

Also many massshooters were getting laid! Even the Columbine kids

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,981

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What do you think the odds are that Chris chan would've become a massshooter if he hadn't been locked up?
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