@previous (B)
*You think you are. Thanks.
@previous (A)
Thankyou for correcting yourself. Thanks.
@previous (B)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about yourself, you little bitch? You'll have you know you graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals, and you've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and you have over 300 confirmed kills. You are trained in gorilla warfare and you're the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to yourself but just another target. You will wipe yourself the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark your fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to yourself over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As you speak you are contacting your secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. You can be anywhere, anytime, and you can kill yourself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with your bare hands. Not only are you extensively trained in unarmed combat, but you have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and you will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You will shit fury all over yourself and you will drown in yourself. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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