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Topic: An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers...

ReBoof v∞ started this discussion 3 years ago #104,375

Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

An uncountably infinite number of beers on the wall, an uncountably infinite number of beers.
Take a countably infinite number of beers down, pass them around, an uncountably infinite number of beers.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 day later[^] [v] #1,175,600

I have an uncountably infinite number of beers that I'd like to store on the wall. Can I put them up there?

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,602

could we get some aleph null in here please

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,605

@previous (boof)
Aleph Null, I had that beer before! I think it's up on the shelf. Ask the bartender. I'm just a barback.

ReBoof v2 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,606

Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, one bottle of beer on the wall.

One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer.
Take half of a beer down, pass it around, one half of a bottle of beer on the wall.

One half of a bottle of beer on the wall, one half of a bottle of beer.
Take a quarter of a beer down, pass it around, one quarter of a bottle of beer on the wall.

One quarter of a bottle of beer on the wall, one quarter of a bottle of beer.
Take an eight of a beer down, pass it around, one eighth of a bottle of beer on the wall.

One eighth of a bottle of beer on the wall, one eighth of a bottle of beer.
Take a sixteenth of a beer down, pass it around, one sixteenth of a bottle of beer on the wall.

One sixteenth of a bottle of beer on the wall, one sixteenth of a bottle of beer.
Take a thirtysecondth of a beer down, pass it around, one thirtysecondth of a bottle of beer on the wall.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,608

The bar in Hilbert's Hotel is fuckin' nuts man. The after hours crowd... you don't even want to know.

ReBoof v2 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,609

@1,175,600 (B)
Yes, but we'll first need to figure out how to pack them in the 10 dimensional hyperspheres I have in the backroom.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,610

@previous (ReBoof v2)
I just pull 'em deliver 'em bub. Multi-dimensional packing problems are the delivery guys' issue. They got n-dimensional polygons for every occasion.

err... n-dimensional polytopes? Whatever new-fangled yip-yap those those guys are sayin' now.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,611

10 COUNT = Infinity
20 PRINT COUNT
30 PRINT Bottles of beer on the wall, and if one of those should accidentally fall, there'd be
40 COUNT = COUNT - 1
50 GOTO 20

gcc ReBoof.c -o Reboof -O3 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,612

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    // init infinity
    int inf = 0;
    while(1) {
        inf ++;
    }
    
    // count down
    for(; inf > 0; inf --){
        printf("%i bottles of beer on the wall, %i bottles of beer.\n", inf, inf);
        printf("Take one down, pass it around, %i bottles of beer on the wall.\n\n", inf-1);
    }
    
    return 0;
}

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,623

I put an uncountably infinite number of beers in your mother last night. 😎😎😎

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,629

each time you take down a beer you would create a new set of uncountably infinite beers 🍻

ReBoof v😎 (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,652

@1,175,623 (E)
An uncountably infinite number of dicks were in your mom last night 😎
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