Topic: hey jewel thieves, tell us of your exploits

boof started this discussion 3 years ago #104,368

that time you did that thing when you stole that one

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #1,175,414

Like, one time I did a thing and stole that one. Man, what a crazy exploit.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,416

Awww man, the cops was all over me when I stole that one thing during that thing. Luckily I got away. Crazy!

boof (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,417

fuckin far out man

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,421

The secret to getting away with it is simply not getting caught.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,587

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's only a crime if you get caught.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,607

I was once in a second-hand music store and stole the Jewel album "Pieces of You" which was a CD in a jewel case.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,614

@previous (E)
I did that once, except I took a cd out of one case and put in another one with a different cd. 2 for the price of one.

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞 joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,636

So this one time, I went into the place to check out the goods and smooth talked the lady into showing me the engagement rings. And then I was like "oh I'm gonna go walk around and think about it" and left, and I discovered a building site next door.

So I got some bikes, and went into the building site and put everyone to sleep with sleeping gas, and then I went and raided the place. But it ended with a huge police chase!

So I went through the sewers to escape and one of my accomplices fell off but I caught the money bag in time, and eventually we outran like 50 cop cars and got away.

boof (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,675

yay!

𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕞 replied with this 3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,703

@previous (boof)

Wait till you hear how I stole a submarine

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