Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,175,375
Hotdogs: get a jar of hotdog. Cut some up. Throw in a mug with boiling water and cover with coaster for 5-10minutes. Drain water and then spray with mustard and or ketchup. Enjoy.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,175,543
Tin o' pork
Open a tin of pork. Sprinkle some salt, BBQ seasoning and squirt condiment of your choice on it (not mayonnaise though as it is too spicy). Dig in with a fork and enjoy.