Topic: How did we get here?

JIM started this discussion 3 years ago #104,329

Just curious to see.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
We evolved from monkeys.	4	57%
We were created by God.	3	43%

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,175,070

Lightning struck a mud puddle, causing DNA to evolve to amoebas and shit which became monkeys and then humans.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,071

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I knew a guy who survived being struck by lightning

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,072

Did it leave him with any scars? Did it hurt? What was it like for him?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,074

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He had a huge scar going up the side of his body that resembled the veins on a leaf.

It also tore his liver, blew three fingers off one of his hands, and gave him temporary dementia

He didn't remember if it hurt but it killed two other guys that were working with him

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,076

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Did it strike him directly or was he touching something metal when it hit?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,079

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It struck while him and other workers were on metal scaffolding, in the air. I don't know which it hit first, but it traveled through his body, and caused those vein looking scars

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,080

Apes aren't monkeys, we evolved from one retarded fish that tried to walk on land.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,084

@1,175,076 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Also he was amnesiac for a while and kept on telling people he was a Cylon

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,086

@1,175,079 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Holy shit. He's brave to get on metal scaffolding in a storm. I hope he recovered okay :(

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,091

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It wasn't very smart tbh

boof joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,175,096

it's a shame we can't get superpowers that way

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