Topic: Are you a stalker?
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 years ago #104,247
Simple question, simple answer.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,174,204
No, but you are.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,206
@previous (B)
How would you know that, unless you are stalking me? Checkmate.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,207
Touch grass, dude.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,208
@previous (C)
How would you know that I don't, unless you are stalking me?
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,209
@1,174,206 (A)
We've been browsing the same forum with the same dozen or so regulars for the past decade dude. Go outside and get some fresh air.
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,210
@1,174,208 (A)
Which grass do you think Anon C was referring to? Go on, say it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,211
@1,174,209 (B)
You first. You have not even opened mom's basement door for a few months.
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,214
@previous (A)
How would you know that I haven't, unless you are stalking me?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,227
@previous (B)
Oh, I am stalking you. I live in the bushes right outside your house.
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,232
@previous (A)
I've saved this post and emailed a copy to the police. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,233
@previous (B)
No need. I stalk them too. I intercepted your email.
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,237
@previous (A)
You are violating federal stalking and harassment laws. Please cease and desist.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,238
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,239
@previous (A)
Right now as we speak, interpol is triangulating you and narrowing in your location.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,288
@previous (B)
Then tell them I am in the bushes outside your basement, because I am right here!
Anonymous B replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,292
Bill Shot replied with this 3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,293
@previous (B)
Hello, this is Bill Shot! Who's this?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,372
@1,174,288 (A)
I'm in your mom's bush right now! 🤣🤣
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